#1
Envision, if you please, the following scenario:

Within your community, you have come to be respected as an elder an a fountain of great wisdom. It is quite an honor to come see you, and the degree of reverence from the other members of your community is astonishing. One day, a young lad, fifteen or sixteen years old, is brought before you. "Elder," he says "I am in need of guidance. I do not know what to do with my life. Please, give me some words to live by!"
Wise as you are, you ponder for a moment and then tell him:
My signature lacks content. It is, however, blue.
#2
Don't live by my words for you will be living a life that is not your own..
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#3
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat. Never drive a car when you're dead.













☻/

/▌

/ \


PSN ID: Lord-MacTooth
#4
Get a job.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#12
Cash rules everything around me, get the money, C.R.E.A.M., dolla dolla bill, y'all.
Quote by AA00P
Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#13
One who stand on toilet, high on pot.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#14
Screw your life son! I want to know how magnets work!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#18
learn how to play guitar instead of play guitar hero
My gear
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
B-52 LS100 Half Stack
Dunlop SW30 Slash Signature Wah
Digitech Hardwire CR-7 Stereo Chorus
Digitech Hardwire DL-8 Delay/Looper
Boss BD-2 Blues Driver
Fender CD220CE Acoustic
#20
Quote by metaldud536
" A penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him. "

I live by this

you live by facebook likes? very original
My gear
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
B-52 LS100 Half Stack
Dunlop SW30 Slash Signature Wah
Digitech Hardwire CR-7 Stereo Chorus
Digitech Hardwire DL-8 Delay/Looper
Boss BD-2 Blues Driver
Fender CD220CE Acoustic
#21
I cannot tell you what to do with your life. That is something you must find on your own for it is YOUR life.
Impossible is just a word people say to make themselves feel better when they quit.
Vyse the Legend
#22
"A penis has a great life; he's kept warm all day, his owner obeys his orders, he get's to go places and he is massaged frequently"

in conclusion: it pays to be a dick.
words of wizdumb
#23
Quote by DKMfreak410
you live by facebook likes? very original

I knew that shit wasn't his! My friend posted it. I thought he came up with it. I don't use facebook much.
#24
Get busy living or get busy dieing.
Quote by JacobTheMe
Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


You can call me Cam, Cameron, or any other variation
Mortal Enemies with Primus2112
And everybody's singin'la, la la la, la la la
#25
If you're gonna get funky, cover that monkey...
"Forget the rules. If it sounds good, it is good."
-Eddie Van Halen