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#1
ok so my friends doesnt beleive i was born in germany then moved to the US when i was like a year old. how do i prove it?
#4
Birth Certificates should always have a place of birth on it.
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#5
You shouldn't be lying to your friends TS.
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#7
Birth certificate?
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#8
I don't know how is it over there, but here ID's have your birth place too.
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#12
birth certificate. really, how hard is that to figure out?
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#13
1. Your friend is a jerk.

2. You don't have to prove shit to him/her

3. Birth certificate, parents, photographs maybe, pass port other legal documents that any one from out of the country should have.
#14
Put a poo under their pillow.
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#16
Birth certificate or passport, even green card if you immigrated over here
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#18
lmfao. i like the first to answer. and i dont have a birth certificate that i kno of. when we moved we didnt have anyhting.
#19
Was your friend born in Nigeria?
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#20
Show them nudes of CoreysMonster.

OT- Don't your parents have something to prove you moved from Germany to the US?
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#21
Birth Certificate, or get him to ask your parents.
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#22
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lmfao. i like the first to answer. and i dont have a birth certificate that i kno of. when we moved we didnt have anyhting.

Yes, you do have a birth certificate. Everyone has one.
#24
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lmfao. i like the first to answer. and i dont have a birth certificate that i kno of. when we moved we didnt have anyhting.


Im sure there is a certain branch of the german government that manages childbirths, and the population that you can talk to
#25
You have a birth certificate, dumb ass. That's not something you throw away. Also, why do you care if your friend believes you or not? You know you lived there and if he doesn't then poop on his face.
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#27
Quote by lukas1324
ok so my friends doesnt beleive i was born in germany then moved to the US when i was like a year old. how do i prove it?
What, TS, friends don't believe you?
#28
Short of getting it branded in to your nut sack I think you're prety much screwed
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#29
let your eyebrows grow in
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#30
Nein.
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#31
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Yes, you do have a birth certificate. Everyone has one.


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#32
Show him your german accent.
Does it really matter that much?
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#34
Don't mention the war.
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#36
Ask kids at your school if they're jewish and set them on fire regardless of their answer.
#37
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#39
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