#1
Unfortunately, my parents buy The Daily Express and about once a week, you get an article about someone finding Jesus in stupid stuff. I've seen pictures of "him" in a frying pan, on a tree and now (not due to the Express), a chicken.


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#4
I don't know if this counts, but a week or two or go I was eating some cherries. two of them had melded together.

even though the amount of actual cherry flesh was greater, there were two seeds I had to work around.

I think it was the work of the devil.
#6
Last time I saw him he was shilling for ad companies.
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#7
On a a side note:



Coincidence? He was here all along people!

EDIT: Actually, this one gets my point across better:
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#9


It's there somewhere....
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#10
This game is much more relaxed than when I tried playing "Find Muhammed in miscallenous items and animals" with my middle eastern foreign exchange group.
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#11
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I have safe search off and there's a picture of a dog's ass.

Edit: Oh, I see.


Safe search?

Aren't you like 18? It's hardly like google will produce porn as it's first search category unless you actually type something affiliated with pornography
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#12


That is probably the most accurate representation of Jesus.

So, it's going to be even harder.
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#13
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Not nearly as much resemblance as in Petrucci.

I know, but there's this picture of Jesus in my parents house that i swear looks exactly like Mikael Akerfeldt. Its unreal. Couldn't find the same pic tho cause im not exactly sure what i have to type in to find it
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#14
Quote by Anthony1991
Safe search?

Aren't you like 18? It's hardly like google will produce porn as it's first search category unless you actually type something affiliated with pornography



Ohhhh contraire mon frere


I get porn results for almost every search.
#16
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That is probably the most accurate representation of Jesus.

So, it's going to be even harder.


I've always wondered why Jesus is depicted as white even though he originated somewhere from the middle east.
#18
I didn't even know he was lost...
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#19
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Ohhhh contraire mon frere


I get porn results for almost every search.


Well then you must be searching for porn

I rarely get it, i guess we google very different things
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#20
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I didn't even know he was lost...

Well you see... A few thousand years ago when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, Jesus was killed then put in a cave. People came back to the cave a few days later and the cheeky sod had done a runner. We've been looking for him since then.