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An underrated invention, yet very important. The alarm clock.



You jealous yet? I've got a ****ing ray gun attached to the back of my alarm clock.




Woah! Look at that big ass speaker! I can blast music from all radio stations in a very small radius of my house.



Hot damn! Look at that crystal clear display!


So yeah, post your alarm clock pictures.
#3
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#8
As a bacholar with no friends whom is out of town and has been on vaction for the last month I have completely lost the need for "time".
#10
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I don't have a cock.
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#25
Quote by genghisgandhi
An underrated invention, yet very important. The alarm clock.



You jealous yet? I've got a ****ing ray gun attached to the back of my alarm clock.




Woah! Look at that big ass speaker! I can blast music from all radio stations in a very small radius of my house.



Hot damn! Look at that crystal clear display!


So yeah, post your alarm clock pictures.


Hot damn! I have that EXACT SAME CLOCK!

IT'S THE NICEST CLOCK EVER! SO SLICK AND SMOOTH!
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When you look into the eyes of a young child,
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#26
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That is badass
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#27
What I'm far more interested in: Nietzsche, Carlin and zombies, eh? I can't help but imagine you as all three rolled up into one person now.
#35
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Granted, I didn't look or think about it for that long.

Athough, Nietzsche.....at least give me that one.

I'm reading a Nietzsche book at night, so I put it in the location that requires me to do the least amount of work (because I am quite tired.) Since my clock is very close to my head, I put it there.


So no, I won't give you "that one"
#36


It makes the sound of the bird on the hour. It's too sick. The dog has learnt which ones mean its time for food and goes nuts when it hears a blackbird for example.

Edit: and since we're somehow now on the topic of Nietzsche, I've just got back from France where i saw a comic book about the man. It had very few words and just seemed to depict him wandering through bleak landscape. I thought it was very funny.
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#37


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#38
My clock has windows 7 instead of the vista crap. (and Linux mint)


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#40
Quote by genghisgandhi
I'm reading a Nietzsche book at night, so I put it in the location that requires me to do the least amount of work (because I am quite tired.) Since my clock is very close to my head, I put it there.


So no, I won't give you "that one"


Take it easy man, I wasn't having a go at you.
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