#3
Well, you know what they say. You lay with dogs and you get fleas; you lay with oysters, and you get incurable herpes.
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Oyster stocks off Kent, Essex and Cornwall are also under threat from a tiny snail which bores through their shell and eats their flesh, it emerged in January.
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So do you get herpes if you eat these? Or is it just herpes for Oysters? I don't even eat seafood, but that would be really weird to get herpes from an oyster. Lol imagine the conversation from the company if they call people who bought them.

EDIT: Just read, "No implications for human health". BUT this \/\/ is still funny.

Oyster Company: "Hello, is this ____?"
Person: "Yes, thats me."
Oyster Company: "Have you eaten any oysters lately?"
Person: "Why yes I had some last night."
O.C. : "Uh, I don't know how to say this, but you might want to get yourself checked out."
Person: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
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