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#1
So my girlfriend is awesome. She came over at about 5 in the morning to make me a real breakfast. Eggs, sausage, coffee, the works.

What traits do you fellas look for in a women. A girl being able to cook is a big one for me as well as not being crazy and breaking my sh*t.
Quote by aRandomSandwich
Walk in on your first day cover in butter and flop your knob out on the managers desk, this will show confidence, and your boss like that in a man, he likes that a lot, he also likes his penis in a man... work hard now y'all...

Last edited by tact420 at Jul 25, 2010,
#3
Intelligence, humor and passion.
that's all I look for, really

it's apparently really hard to find, because I sure haven't been with anyone that fits.
#4
A vagina will do.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


Free Jani92jani

Free Will Swanson
#5
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#8
Quote by mickmos
massive tits

as much as I love larger busoms, smaller breasts have their advantages as well (they're more sensitive, people don't think you're only with the girl for her boobs)
#9
I admire any woman that is willing to put up with my crap.


EDIT: ^A mouthful is easily enough. More is nice, but it's more about shape and proportions anyway than size.
Last edited by TheQuailman at Jul 25, 2010,
#10
Pulse rifles

^And of course, that
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Last edited by Cianyx at Jul 25, 2010,
#11
Quote by TheQuailman
I admire any woman that is willing to put up with my crap.

well it IS hard to find women that are into feces.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Jul 25, 2010,
#12
Quote by Adam Scott
A searchbar

I searched
Quote by aRandomSandwich
Walk in on your first day cover in butter and flop your knob out on the managers desk, this will show confidence, and your boss like that in a man, he likes that a lot, he also likes his penis in a man... work hard now y'all...

#13
She'd have to be smart, playful, curious, mature and have a good sense of humour.

Bonus points if she has cute freckles, can cook, loves travelling, can play the piano and is a bit nerdy.

I know, I aim too high.
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Last edited by Kensai at Jul 25, 2010,
#14
Quote by tact420
So my girlfriend is awesome. She came over at about 5 in the morning to make me a real breakfast. Eggs, sausage, coffee, the works.


Pah, if she was that great she wouldn't have had to come over


For me... yeah, agreed with Quailman, anyone who can put up with me is already doing really well...
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#15
Someone I'm attracted to who likes me back is good enough for me.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#16
My current girlfriend is petite, gorgeous, amazingly sexy, loves Coheed and Cambria, likes Guinness, is a great cook and picks me up from work after a long shift.


I loves her.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#18
Quote by Zaphod_Beeblebr
Pah, if she was that great she wouldn't have had to come over


For me... yeah, agreed with Quailman, anyone who can put up with me is already doing really well...



Well she more or less lives with me she was taking care of her mom last night.
Quote by aRandomSandwich
Walk in on your first day cover in butter and flop your knob out on the managers desk, this will show confidence, and your boss like that in a man, he likes that a lot, he also likes his penis in a man... work hard now y'all...

#19
Quote by Argonaut
My current girlfriend is petite, gorgeous, amazingly sexy, loves Coheed and Cambria, likes Guinness, is a great cook and picks me up from work after a long shift.


I loves her.

I hate you.
#20
Quote by mickmos
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Your just being silly. Stop it
#21
Quote by Kensai
She'd have to be smart, playful, curious, mature and have a good sense of humour.

Bonus points if she can cook, loves travelling, can play the piano and is a bit nerdy.

I know, I aim too high.

ahh... the kinky milf
anyway, just passionate and loving
Quote by Meths

I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

Quote by sam b
Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
#22
Quote by Kensai
She'd have to be smart, playful, curious, mature and have a good sense of humour.

Bonus points if she can cook, loves travelling, can play the piano and is a bit nerdy.

I know, I aim too high.


Did you just describe my girlfriend?
#24
Quote by CoreysMonster
I hate you.



You'll hate me even more now:

What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#28
Quote by Argonaut
You'll hate me even more now:
*cute girl*

I feel inclined to make some kind of snide remark, say she's not pretty, etc, just out of spite, but I can't lie today.

Nice catch, man.


And I truly do hate you more, now.
#30
She's gotta be less than 5ft 3... and well... looking for passion, love, humour, etc...
And it'd be awesome if she has the same musical interests, plays guitar, etc...

I know I'm aiming too high.... :'(
#31
Quote by untalented
ahh... the kinky milf
anyway, just passionate and loving


I do have a thing for older women

Quote by Gumle
Did you just describe my girlfriend?

Is her name Ida?
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#33
ITT; Pitmonkeys with girlfriends get to boast.

More than anything, I look for a woman who's open to trying new things. Finding new bands, seeing shows, going to new places, all that sort of thing. My last girlfriend was close-minded to the point it made me angry, and more or less point-blank refused to go and find any new things to enjoy.

My current girlfriend, on the other hand, shares my passion for going out and sharing new experiences. She's also an awesomely funny, smart, caring, beautiful girl who loves drinking cider in the pub and watching live music, which is another passion of mine.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#34
The pit looks for boobs and .jpeg or .mp4 attatchments.

Me personally, I look for a pretty face, personality, body that likes me.
Though I feel they are of equal value, as I keep getting 3 of 4, but the body department doesn't check in and ruins it for me



Quote by DeadlyIllness

[that guy again] gets the drum Solo and Title King of the UG.

*Drum Solo*


Steam: yintonyinton
PSN: yintonyinton
#35
If I could I'd have all this in one:
- Intelligent, but not more intellegent than me.
- Long Brunette hair.
- C cup... a high B is also acceptable.
- Most important as far as looks is a good ass, nice legs, and good feet. Defined ass with smooth tan legs is amazing.
- Cute face... can't describe that one... subjective anyway.
- Dresses up but also could wear jeans n a t shirt and look just as good.
- Can drink good.
- Not high-maintenance.

And most importantly, cooks well.

I've had those all in a girl once............. I miss her...
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#36
The girls I like tend not to be due to looks and more about personality - I'm a big fan of funny girls, if they can make me laugh and I can make them laugh, they're heading towards being my perfect girl, and like others have said, putting up with me being a short, aggressive twat!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#38
Oh, I may have forgot to mention, my missus has wonderfully-sculpted 34E puppies.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#39
Unaided breathing, and erm... other bodily functions, and a bank account.

I once told a genie that I wanted a bird with long legs and a tight pussy, he set me up with a stork and a cat that wouldn't buy a round.
Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Jul 25, 2010,
#40
My perfect girl would be red haired,possibly taller than me,cute piercings and tattoos,strong character (but not possessive or extremely crazy),good sense of humor, preferably atheist or that at least can accept my atheism and listens to rock
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