#1
So what do I need to bring, should I take National insurance number and that sort of stuff? Please help!
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#2
They usually only take down your NI when you're hired.. But take it all just to be sure.

On a side note, McD do interviews now?
#3
I'd take it, as a friend of mine was hired straight after his interview.
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#4
Okay, but anything else I need?
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#5
Just whip it out, show them you mean business.
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#6
I just showed up to my Macca's interview and was hired.
Same would probably be for you man, they'll probably ask you for details and such so there's no stress.
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#7
You need to take your soul with you so they can crush it.
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#8
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I just showed up to my Macca's interview and was hired.
Same would probably be for you man, they'll probably ask you for details and such so there's no stress.

Nah they're being picky in my town
My bro got rejected twice (but he said that he knew people and they wernt in the managers good books )
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#10
Take a KFC family bucket, some oil based anal lube and some condoms with you, you'll need them.
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#11
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only take your stuff if you're a minority. I have never seen a white person working in any McDonalds in the past few years...

That's because you don't live in the UK.
#12
They made me fill out a paper that I lied a lot on.

Like I lied about the grades I got, and stuff like that.

Then I was hired the next day, and it was an onslaught of working from open (5 am) to 2 pm 5 days a week for 3 months.

It's a piss easy job, but it's still soul crushing.

Also I don't like red meat, I didn't know what was on any of the sandwhiches, so I probably got about 10 orders wrong my first day , plus I was high on amphetimines.
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#14
Just bring your ID, NI, pot, coke, heroin, gun, and a smile.
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#15
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Nah they're being picky in my town
My bro got rejected twice (but he said that he knew people and they wernt in the managers good books )

Well pretend you have no ties to your brother and the best to you, I'm sure you'll do fine.
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#16
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Just bring your ID, NI, pot, coke, heroin, gun, and a smile.


If you get the job prepare to be told to do this a lot. I suppose it's a bit better than being told to bend over and loosen yourself up, but it does get annoying quite quickly.
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#17
You've just got to turn up. I used to go in high as hell and my manager would just laugh at my eyes and they still considered me one of their best workers.

It's not a bad job if you're working with the right people. The managers are usually young and so if you get to know them it's all good.

Customers and the terrible pay are the bad parts of the job.
#19
You need to have ID that you can work in the UK. A passport works. Is it a group interview? If so be very outgoing and able to talk to anyone in the group
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#22
Take the high expectations your parents had for you as a child, they'll help you dispose of them properly.

They might ask for GCSE certificates aswell, but I doubt McDonalds will be that picky.
#23
you're bragging about mcdonalds.... isn't that where the majority of the high school football team end up after failing at their GCSE's

why would you degrade yourself like that.
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#24
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They usually only take down your NI when you're hired.. But take it all just to be sure.

On a side note, McD do interviews now?

They didn't
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#25
you have to be retarded to get turned away at mcdonalds.
Fuck it.
#26
McD's is being realli picky in my town and turning down basicly everyone im just doing this to keep my mum happy tbh
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#28
All they want to hear is this one statement: "I'm a team player."

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#30
In my experience McDs interviews involve them telling you when you start.
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#31
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They didn't


Well for such a piss-easy job there doesn't really need to be an interview. Though the few jobs I've had were never really interviews, I just want there and they told when I was going to start.

EDIT: DUDE! I know the exact McDs you're applying for. The one a few yards away from Focus right?

I had to go into Thetford every fortnight to go the job centre
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#32
McDonald's hires in pretty easy , atleast in USA. my 15 yr old brother just got hired on the spot. and he's an idiot. i think it's because he wore a suit! anywho.... be prepared, be professional, dress nice, smile.... you'll do fine! i've been hired on the spot before simply for my first impression and presentation.
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