#1
Lately I've been feeling this way. Seems like everything I had when I was in high school and college is just over all of the sudden and im doomed in this state. I try different things but nothing changes. Almost like living with no purpose
#4
and its only downhill from here, or so im told
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#6
You make your own happiness, man.
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#7
It's called adulthood. Get over it.
I'll play it and tell you what it is later.
-Miles Davis
#8
Nope I'm a happy person. Try going to the Hugging Thread and see if that helps
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#10
You could try meth.


Just kidding. Don't.


It is pretty good though...
Balls.
#11
if you ever feel like killing yourself just think, theres 2 boobs and 1 vagina to every chick in the world, do you really wanna die without seeing as many as possible? thats what i do
#13
Everyone must feel like this in their lifetime. Life sucks. Governments are stupid, laws are stupid, you get the idea. I mean, you grow up, school, college, university maybe, job, retire, die. Point?
#14
....get a girlfriend?
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#15
You're 23. Chances are you don't know enough about life or the world yet to decide whether or not your life has purpose. Most 23 year olds wouldn't.

Just a thought.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#17
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Buy a porsche.

He's having a mid life crisis, not phallic compensation issues.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#18
My lord, I fucking hope not.
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#19
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Buy a porsche.

Better yet - a House Porsche.

Then you can go home... In your home... Which is a car... Which is a mother f*cking Porsche.
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And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#21
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He's having a mid life crisis, not phallic compensation issues.

How the fuck do you have a mid life crisis at 23??????
I think he just needs to take a good shit. Should get his head back in the right place.
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#22
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How the fuck do you have a mid life crisis at 23??????
I think he just needs to take a good shit. Should get his head back in the right place.

Classic Jackal.
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#23
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How the fuck do you have a mid life crisis at 23??????
I think he just needs to take a good shit. Should get his head back in the right place.

...by being from the Republic of Chad?
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#24
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im 16...my life is just begining!


i'm 12 and what is this?

it was stronger than me....
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#25
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...by being from the Republic of Chad?

That is a possibility I hadn't considered. T/S if you're from Chad get a new camel.
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#26
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How the fuck do you have a mid life crisis at 23??????
I think he just needs to take a good shit. Should get his head back in the right place.

Perhaps take a good shit while on looking in another direction. This will give him a good change of perspective as well.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#27
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That is a possibility I hadn't considered. T/S if you're from Chad get a new camel.

A bactrian one, with 7-inch plasma TVs all over that bitch.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#28
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A bactrian one, with 7-inch plasma TVs all over that bitch.

Don't forget to put an eight inch monitor in his ass for that hatervision.
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And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#29
Yes, I really can't see how anything I do now will help me in life significantly, because death is always there waiting no matter how much money you earn, or material possessions you own.
#30
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Yes, I really can't see how anything I do now will help me in life significantly, because death is always there waiting no matter how much money you earn, or material possessions you own.

You're looking at it wrong son. There are 2.5 billion vaginas on the planet and you only have 1 dick. Have at it.
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#31
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Yes, I really can't see how anything I do now will help me in life significantly, because death is always there waiting no matter how much money you earn, or material possessions you own.

Well, you've gotta pay taxes as well, so by your logic, you'd better stop making money, because there's just no point - you've gotta spend it anyway.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#32
Lately my boss as well as my best friend told me that i never show any emotion. I never noticed this and it worried me.
#33
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Lately my boss as well as my best friend told me that i never show any emotion. I never noticed this and it worried me.

So?
My boss and friends tell me I'm a dick.
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#34
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Lately my boss as well as my best friend told me that i never show any emotion. I never noticed this and it worried me.


Should take care of it.


Seriously though - you're 23 - you're not a kid anymore, and you've been alive for long enough to know life's not always fair. Get over it or go do something to make it better.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#35
^^^That's just you boyo. As long as you show it to some people, you're all good.


EDIT: ^^^