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#3
We'd all just get along.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#5
*as the hopeless loser he really is* : I wish the girl I'm obsessing over would finally give it up.


*as someone who isn't a total bitchass* : I wish I had a nice suit of armor and a bitchin battle-axe.
#7
Quote by Zeroxsk8er1
What would the pit wish for? It could be for anything.

For me.. i wish i had paul gilberts long ass fingers so I could conduct anal play with myself.



Fix'd
#8
Probably that I was really attractive. Or that I could read minds on command.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#11
Quote by TheAbsentOne
EDIT: Damnit, MH400!!!!





But seriously, it seems like the sensible wish. Why have 1 when you can have all you want?
RIP Tom Searle.
#13
Quote by Zeroxsk8er1
Now we know whats on your mind

The smart ass thing to do would be for wish for more wishes.


Don't you judge me.
#16
id wish for the earth to be flat.
Gibson Grand Concert Acoustic
roland AC90

I mean this one time I was jacking it pertty hard and was making noises and what not

You, my friend, are a genius!
#17
Pirate ship. Yeah, I said it. Fuck you ninja fags.
Quote by I.O.T.M
Taking the piss out of Americans is like bullying retards, it's unashamedly one-sided but extremely gratifying.
#19
Quote by alaskan_ninja
An ocean of boobies.

Occasionally a mere mortal such as myself can grant a wish.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
I'm going to quote what I posted in the ideal woman thread.


Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
Sweet/sensitive/emotional Allows herself to feel
5'3 - 5'5
Strong maternal instinct
The embodiment of femininity
Soft voice
Dark hair (preferably)
Shy/quiet
Loves to cuddle/nuzzle/snuggle/ Loves to show and receive affection.
Fellow hopeless romantic
Would rather stay home watch movies and cuddle rather than go out.
Plays the vidya and would be willing to play with me *Not necessary but still >_>
Loves rainy days
Loves to listen to me play guitar for her.
Dresses > jeans
Sex drive must be above the average.
Willing to push sexual boundaries.
Not afraid of closeness during sex.
Submissive in the bedroom majority of the time but would be willing to smack me around or bite me from time to time.


I know she doesn't real ;_______________;


but that won't stop me from looking :3



My wish is obvious.
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#24
Quote by GizmoKaKa
complete and total bliss.


Up until this post I thought they were all dumb ideas. I would wish for the same thing.
ಠ_ಠ
#25
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#26
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss


Awesome Eminem reference.
#28
If I had one wish, it would be that I was hanging out with a few members off of UG. Starting with Don, then Saadia, the Tyler, then Stephen and Simon, then James, then other people from the Modern Rock forum. Then the rest of you.

Then I'd know where the hell my dog was..
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#29
TS, if I were a genie, I would give you the fingers in a jar and laugh.

I'm not sure how I would spend my wish, to be honest.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#31
I wish I had the popularity of Justin Beiber with the skills of....someone highly skilled
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#33
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
My wish is obvious.



That list was pretty awesome.

I'd actually wish for something like complete fulfilment in life or something.

But it it would be funnier if I could turn my **** into a lamp or something..
icumgenies
Mesa/Boogie Studio Pre | Marshall EL34 50/50 Power | Harley Benton 2x12 V30's

How do you like, your mids in the morning?
#37
I would wish for four more wishes then used them to wish for this,

1.) My best friend wasn't moving in a couple weeks
2.) My girlfriend lived with me or could at least stay over night
3.) I was amazing at guitar
4.) I was in an epic band that was getting signed
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#39
Controlling time, bitches.

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UG's professional coffee nerd
also UG's musical theatre nerd
roscoe's wetsuit
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