#1
Yesterday whilst showering I felt as if my bumhole was a tad dirty, and tried to clean it, but unfortunately I don't that shower thing where i can detach it from the top and hold it, so I was in a state of limbo in the attempt to place my bum exactly where the water hit. This proved rather hard, and on the verge of impossible. Alas, I had to relent and get on with my life.

I ask you dear Pit, do you ever clean your butthole? and if so, how?
[especially if you don't have the proper means to do so]
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#2
Just use your finger.
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#3
Clean Bunghole Oh Yeah


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#4
nothing like getting your butthole cleaned by a well hung black man.
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#6
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What is UP with all these threads about private parts lately??


Are you trying to make a boner joke? Because this thread is definitely about bung holes.
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#10
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Are you trying to make a boner joke? Because this thread is definitely about bung holes.


I thought he was trying an up-your-ass joke.

Butt clearly he was not.
#13
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I thought he was trying an up-your-ass joke.

Butt clearly he was not.


Yea, it was a pretty shit joke.
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#14
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Yesterday whilst showering I felt as if my bumhole was a tad dirty, and tried to clean it, but unfortunately I don't that shower thing where i can detach it from the top and hold it, so I was in a state of limbo in the attempt to place my bum exactly where the water hit. This proved rather hard, and on the verge of impossible. Alas, I had to relent and get on with my life.

I ask you dear Pit, do you ever clean your butthole? and if so, how?
[especially if you don't have the proper means to do so]



this is not a difficult situation to figure out. Soap up, stand up water, clean off. Water doesn't just hit your body and bounce off, it runs down.
#16
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I thought he was trying an up-your-ass joke.

Butt clearly he was not.

I was thinking was using that ass "Up yours" too.
#17
They make things for that.
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#18
I thought that was what the brush people keep next to the toilet was meant to be used for
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#20
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I thought that was what the brush people keep next to the toilet was meant to be used for


No you clean your butthole with this:

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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#21
i have the aforementioned detachable showerhead, so no problems there for me.
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#22
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No you clean your butthole with this:



Aah, that would explain the nasty fungal infections I keep getting
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#23
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I thought that was what the brush people keep next to the toilet was meant to be used for

*cringe*

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#24
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*cringe*

OT- Sandpaper


It's not too bad once the bristles pass the sphincter
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#25
I wiped my ass with sandpaper once. It bled.
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#26
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I wiped my ass with sandpaper once. It bled.


That means it's working.
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#27


Never used one, but..
/thread
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#28
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Yesterday whilst showering I felt as if my bumhole was a tad dirty, and tried to clean it, but unfortunately I don't that shower thing where i can detach it from the top and hold it, so I was in a state of limbo in the attempt to place my bum exactly where the water hit. This proved rather hard, and on the verge of impossible. Alas, I had to relent and get on with my life.

I ask you dear Pit, do you ever clean your butthole? and if so, how?
[especially if you don't have the proper means to do so]


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Yesterday whilst showering I felt [...] rather hard,

#30
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Never used one, but..
/thread

FPS Doug?
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

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#32
Simply take a bar of soap (preferably one you don't normally use) and swipe your butthole like a credit card. Then rinse it out.
Last edited by due 07 at Jul 26, 2010,
#33
Easy Wipe.

Edit: Not what I use, (as I have a detachable shower head), but I read about it on cracked once and thought it was hilarious.
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Last edited by LReiter at Jul 26, 2010,