#1
Imagine a ZA scenario. I've been fighting of zombies for a long time and now I'm hungry but all the food I had is long gone. If I were to cook a zombie real good do you think it's meat would be edible?
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#4
It's like eating human meat, only rotten. So no, you'd probably just get really sick and barf it all up.
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#5
Not eating would definitely kill you, eating a zombie might.

I wouldn't anyway unless it was a last resort, but it really depends on what has made them zombies.
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#6
Everything is edible, I just wish that my neighbour's dog didn't know that...
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#7
But it's rotting flesh right? So....that's bad for you.

And even if it's the 28 days later type, I wouldn't want to run the risk of infection.
#9
I've eaten cooked rotten meat before. I just cut off all the rotten bits and oulah!
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#10
Yeah even if you didn't get infected, I'd think the rotten flesh would **** you up. I'd start eating insects. Dig up some worms. Mmmmm
#11
Depends on how long they've been zombified, really. If you were to eat them and they'd been a zombie for a long time, that means they'd have been dead for a long time, so you couldn't eat it.

That being said, regardless of how "fresh" it is, I still wouldn't eat the damn thing.
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#13
Cooking it could kill bacteria/viruses in the blood if it was bacterial or viral, but I'd imagine the fire would give away your position and only draw more zombies.
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#14
One time I accidentally ate some expired sliced turkey meat, nearly threw up, and then had this rotten taste on my mouth. So I know rotten human flesh would be out of the question for me.
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I guess that I got to test it on an old fart or a wimmins first. To check what sort of infection it is. What if it's something like mad cow disease?!

Edit: What if you eat the zombie, eat some activated carbon and drink it up with some vodka?
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I guess that I got to test it on an old fart or a wimmins first. To check what sort of infection it is. What if it's something like mad cow disease?!


Well Mad Cow Disease is caused by a messed up protein or something that causes holes in your brain. I'm not sure if it's only through eating pieces of the brain that you get it though. Either way, probably mess you up
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Cooking it could kill bacteria/viruses in the blood if it was bacterial or viral, but I'd imagine the fire would give away your position and only draw more zombies.


i still wouldn't risk it. cuz there's stuff like mad cow disease, even if you cook the meat to a crispy charcoal, it will still infect you if you eat the meat.
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#22
What if you eat the zombie, eat some activated carbon and drink it up with some vodka?
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#23
Yeah Zombie Meat = Last possible resort after searching deserted stores for chips/snacks and canned foods. Id find a way to hit up a run down walmart or somethin. Anything canned would be valuable so id stay on the outskirts of a major city and make trips in when i needed to to grab food and supplies.

By no means will i eat zombie meat unless i have absolutely no food whatsoever, no way to hunt whatsoever, and no way to travel relatively safe(armed and in a car pref but on foot works) to get more.
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