#4
No, glass splinters in your champagne are not enjoyable...
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#5
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No, glass splinters in your champagne are not enjoyable...


True, if Napoleon opened a bottle like that at one of my parties, I'd throw the pillock out... him and his army.
#6
No. But i whomped a champagne bottle.
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#7
buy me a saber, and I'll saber whatever the hell you want me to
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#8
I honestly thought this was going be about fighting with bottles of champagne as if 2 people were wielding them as a sword ready to battle.
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#9
Napoleon's tactics weren't really all that subtle.
Step 1. Assemble a shitload of cannon. Fire at enemy.
Step 2. Assemble a shitload of Frenchmen. Form in column. March towards enemy.
Step 3. Hope that your reputation as a military genius means the enemy breaks before your men(who you're forcing to march towards the enemy in pretty much the worst possible formation)
#10
That is slightly amusing. Time to get my friends samurai sword collection
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#11
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I honestly thought this was going be about fighting with bottles of champagne as if 2 people were wielding them as a sword ready to battle.

That would have been funny until the fact that severe arterial bleeding is occurring sinks in

Nah, good waste of booze. I've got to agree that I don't care for glass in my....anything I'm going to consume!
#13
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Sparkling Cider bottles are a good substitute for non-alcoholic drinkers.

NON-alcoholic cider?

I've never seen that. To be honest, I'm quite sad that such a substance would exist
#14
Quote by Nelsean
I honestly thought this was going be about fighting with bottles of champagne as if 2 people were wielding them as a sword ready to battle.



That would have been a lot more interesting than the actual topic of this thread.
#16
My sisters ex boyfriends dad did it with a kitchen knife once, only way better than that, just one straight sweep and the top came right off, no sawing away at it like the guy in that video
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