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#1
1st, 2nd and 3rd base?.. What do these terms mean? I am not from the USA and I believe these are american phrases. I know they are sexual(to some extent). From my powers of deuction I have come to the conclusion they are degrees of contact with a partner. These are my guesses: 1st base is kissing(holding hands?), 2nd base is being intimate whilst unclothed?(anal?)And 3rd base is indulging in sexual intercourse. Please correct me if I am wrong.
#3
1 is kissing 2 is al kinds of foreplay 3 is the intercourse. I think.
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#4
1st base is what you usually reach after a normal pitch and swing, and if you have a really good hit or are feeling risky, you can try and reach 2nd. Just make sure that nobody's already there. If you see they're moving on, too, you can go ahead and grope for 2nd.
In even rarer cases you can move straight along to third base, but you need alot of balls to try to get this far on one swing, and you'll feel like a dick if you don't make it. You'll feel like a hero if you do.
Going for a home run is very hard, and should only be attempted if you have a very good hit, because if you mess up and try to steal your way to 4th people get very anal about it.

So just work your way from base to base, and you'll be fine.

Yes, that was all about sex.
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#5
3rd is anything up to but not including sex (coitus), usually. No idea on the first two.

There's something of a debate as to where 3rd becomes home in regards to lesbians.
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Depends where you're from really, in the US it's:

1st - Kissing
2nd - Manual (handjob, fingering)
3rd - Oral
4th (home run) - sex.

In the UK there's an extra base but I can never remember what it's supposed to be...
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Depends where you're from really, in the US it's:

1st - Kissing
2nd - Manual (handjob, fingering)
3rd - Oral
4th (home run) - sex.

In the UK there's an extra base but I can never remember what it's supposed to be...



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I can never remember if it's 1st base which is holding hands or if it's a new 2nd which is boob-related fun...

My theory is because Americans have baseball which has 3 bases and home whereas over here we play an equally retarded game called Rounders which has 4 bases and home...
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Depends where you're from really, in the US it's:

1st - Kissing
2nd - Manual (handjob, fingering)
3rd - Oral
4th (home run) - sex.

In the UK there's an extra base but I can never remember what it's supposed to be...


4th base is sex, home run is when you get sex on the first date (one-night-stand etc.)
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These are my guesses: 1st base is kissing(holding hands?), 2nd base is being intimate whilst unclothed?(anal?)And 3rd base is indulging in sexual intercourse. Please correct me if I am wrong.

Yes, holding hands -> anal -> intercourse is the proper sequence.
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I really have no idea and I've heard the terms used for quite a while.
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So true.

Maybe for Devon

I don't think the baseball metaphor really works in Britain.
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Yes, holding hands -> anal -> intercourse is the proper sequence.


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#22
FIrst is french kissing
Second is boob/touching genitals over clothes
Third is handjob/blowjob/fingering/whatever without actually putting the p in the v
Homerun/scoring is sex

French, feel, finger, fuck
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Yes, holding hands -> anal -> intercourse is the proper sequence.

I always have anal with someone to determine whether I'll let them hold my hand.
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Yes, holding hands -> anal -> intercourse is the proper sequence.


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Well that's the way I've always done it...


I do Talking->Anal->Intercourse

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Surprised it took so long for anyone to notice anal was before intercourse...I was quite stunned
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I do Talking->Anal->Intercourse

Makes it shorter


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#29
1st - making out
2nd - fondling boobs/genitals
3rd - oral
home - obvious
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#30
Way I see it;

1st base - making out (kissing)

2nd base - Sexual touching (In teh pants!)

3rd base - Oral

4th base/Home run - Sex that biatch up!
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Maybe for Devon

I don't think the baseball metaphor really works in Britain.


People do use the terminology, mainly because it makes it easier, even though everyones base theory is different, its universally accepted that something is a fairly big thing if its at second base or more.
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#33
lol at third being intercourse.

1st- Kiss
2nd- Over clothes groping and/or dry humping
3rd- Naked touching (Handjobs, titty fuck, nude erotic touching, blowjobs, cunnilingus)
Home/Home Plate/Home Base- Intercourse (or anal equivalent)
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Depends where you're from really, in the US it's:

1st - Kissing
2nd - Manual (handjob, fingering)
3rd - Oral
4th (home run) - sex.

In the UK there's an extra base but I can never remember what it's supposed to be...



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#35
I'm from the US and I don't completely understand. What I think it is is
1. kissing
2. making out, fingering, foreplay etc.
3. sex
But it varies from person to person I think
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the 4 F's man..

1: french
2: feel
3: finger
4: f*ck

there's also the secret fifth base, but thats all up to personal interpretation.


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#39
I'm at home base with someone atm. I'm well tired, I got chased all the way home by her Dad.


Wait ^ Wtf. I've totally skipped 1st base. What the hell?
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#40
First base is kissing. Second is handjobs/fingering. Third is oral sex. Fourth is sex. That's the way I've always referred to it, at least.
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