#1
...with supremely retarded lyrics? Songs that are actually GOOD, but have lyrics that are so dumb that oddly enough make you like the song even more, if you know what I mean. (no rap, it's all the same)

Here's my list:
1. Divinyls - I Touch Myself
2. Stevie Ray Vaughan - Gimme Back My WIg
3. Every Regina Spector Song
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#2
Quote by deyangeorgiev
...with supremely retarded lyrics? Songs that are actually GOOD, but have lyrics that are so dumb that oddly enough make you like the song even more, if you know what I mean. (no rap, it's all the same)

Here's my list:
1. Divinyls - I Touch Myself
2. Stevie Ray Vaughan - Gimme Back My WIg
3. Every Regina Spector Song

#3
inb4 people trashing TS for making a rap comment innocently just trying to fit in and be cool, not knowing that if this was 2005 it would have been okay but now the pit has grown up so it is not cool
#4
1. Divine Heresy - Bleed the Fifth
2. Goldie Lookin' Chain - Your Missus is a Nutta
3. Fire Deuce - Fast Food and Fornication
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#6
Quote by deyangeorgiev
...with supremely retarded lyrics? Songs that are actually GOOD, but have lyrics that are so dumb that oddly enough make you like the song even more, if you know what I mean. (no rap, it's all the same)

Here's my list:
1. Divinyls - I Touch Myself
2. Stevie Ray Vaughan - Gimme Back My WIg
3. Every Regina Spector Song


Get out.
#7
1. The Search bar- by This thread has been done a million times band
2. Use me! - by The Search bar
3. So lonely... - by The Search bar
#9
not a troll, not trying to be cool, just heard a song and thought it was ridiculously stupid so i wanted to see other ppl's songs 2, said no hip hop, because i figured most of the ppl here don't actually like it, not because I don't (which i do sometimes) and... i searched, sorry that i didnt spend an hour on it though...
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#10
Quote by deyangeorgiev
3. Every Regina Spector Song
Her lyrics aren't stupid. They must be hard for you to understand.
#13
Allthoug I dislike rap and it's lyrical themes, TS is still being dick. People should respect that some have different tastes in music. Is it so hard for bandwagoners/dicks in general too understand that?
#14
Quote by TomusAM
inb4 people trashing TS for making a rap comment innocently just trying to fit in and be cool, not knowing that if this was 2005 it would have been okay but now the pit has grown up so it is not cool

I've been looking for a way to word that. But yeah, I've noticed that. Same principal with Guitar Hero.

My three songs:

Prom Queen - Lil Wayne
The Kids - Eminem
Ol Dirty Bastard - Rawhide
#15
Quote by TomusAM
inb4 people trashing TS for making a rap comment innocently just trying to fit in and be cool, not knowing that if this was 2005 it would have been okay but now the pit has grown up so it is not cool


You're one of them!
#16
Easy like Sunday morning is possibly the greatest song ever, and even though it isn't a guitar song and I am a metal head rocker mostly, I think that.

Amazing Grace is also legend. Bring a tear to the eye everytime.


Born to be wild, balls out heart pumping guitar ripping song that is timeless IMO.
#19
Quote by yogi_la_bearo
How dare you say that about Regina!

This
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#21
Quote by LK_revival
Easy like Sunday morning is possibly the greatest song ever, and even though it isn't a guitar song and I am a metal head rocker mostly, I think that.

Amazing Grace is also legend. Bring a tear to the eye everytime.


Born to be wild, balls out heart pumping guitar ripping song that is timeless IMO.


Someone didn't read the TS' post.
Quote by travs2448

How many of you are vegan?
Hopefully none

Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
WTF ARE YOU ON?
#22
Selkies by BTBAM
Crying Lightning by Arctic Monkeys

i cant think of any more this is too hard
@HeWent2Jared_
#23
A lot of RHCP songs. I love them, but Anthony Kiedis doesn't make sense half the time.
cat
#24
^Such as? They seem sensible to me (sex, drugs, love, sex, love, sex, equality, sex, friendship, love, death, sex.. did I mention sex?)




#25
1. dream theater - the count of tuscany
2. the beatles - why don't we do it in the road
3. lady gaga - love game
Go Veg.
#27
Quote by MinterMan22
^Such as? They seem sensible to me (sex, drugs, love, sex, love, sex, equality, sex, friendship, love, death, sex.. did I mention sex?)


You forgot California
I was referring to Can't Stop in my post, but now that I think about it you're right.
cat
#29
Hit the Lights, by Metallica. Seriously. I love the song as far as the instruments are concerned.... But... Well. Take a read

No life till leather,
We're gonna kick some ass tonight!
We got the metal madness,
When our fans start screaming it's right...well alright, yeah!
When we start to rock we never...want to stop again!

Hit the lights!
Hit the lights!
Hit the lights!

You know our fans are insane,
We're gonna blow this place away!
With volume higher,
than anything today...the only way, yeah!
When we start to rock we never...want to stop again!

Hit the lights!
Hit the lights!
Hit the lights!

With all out screaming,
We're gonna rip right through your brain!
We got the lethal power,
it's causing you sweet pain...oh sweet pain, yeah!
When we start to rock we never...want to stop again!

Hit the lights!
Hit the lights!
Hit the lights!
Hit them lights!
Guitar:
Jackson DX10D Dinky
Ibanez Tone Blaster 150w head
Line Six 4x12 cab
Marshall MG10CD
Dunlop Crybaby from Hell

Bass:
Ibanez ATK
Random ass EQ thing that's not even a real bass amp
1x18 2x10 cab
#30
Quote by TomusAM
inb4 people trashing TS for making a rap comment innocently just trying to fit in and be cool, not knowing that if this was 2005 it would have been okay but now the pit has grown up so it is not cool

Quote by TomusAM
the pit has grown up

Sweet baby Jesus, wat.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#31
Quote by SteveHouse
Sweet baby Jesus, wat.

Yeah, I pretty much found out that wasn't true in that Beiber thread.

-Sigh-
#32
i actually meant rap like Weirdal Yankovitch or the Show me your genitals but i guess i said it the wrong way, they are just the same to me... anyway...

...i'm going to quote myself here "Songs that are actually GOOD..." means she isn't a bad musician/singer, i more than like Regina Spektor, but come oooon... she made contact with a solitary pickle??? still, probably not ALL of them
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#33
Quote by !jared!
Selkies by BTBAM
Crying Lightning by Arctic Monkeys

i cant think of any more this is too hard



Shit, Alaska in general was just full of silly lyrics.