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#1
I dont mean magic or black magic or anything. But red magic and green magic in the tradition of hoodoo. Is this sinful as I now have Christian belifs.

Thanks. I havent tried any hoodoo yet, but am considering it in the future. I just want to know if it's sinful.
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#2
We got a troll.
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#5
I'm not trolling. I'm dead serious. I want to know what the bible thinks.
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#7
Why don't you read the bible? I mean it is your holy book don't you think you should read it?
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#9
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You'll burn in hell.

Exodus 7:13-14:
And ye shall be faithful, and not practice dark arts
If thou are not, I shalt open a can of whoop ass.


+1. God's also got the same view on Trolls and Trolling

Smexodus 7:13-14:
And ye shall be faithful, and not practice Trolling
If thou are not, I shalt open a can of whoop ass.
#11
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I'm not trolling. I'm dead serious. I want to know what the bible thinks.

Books don't think
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#12
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I want to know what the bible thinks.

You could always try reading it
I heard it's a hilarious laugh
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#13
What the fuck is red and green magic? Some kind of North Pole Santa Claus shit?
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#15
In my experience, magic is just an application of willpower and belief. Praying to God or Allah or any other diety is the same as doing magic, because you are applying willpower and a belief in your diety to a situation
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What the fuck is red and green magic? Some kind of North Pole Santa Claus shit?




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I think the guys who wrote the Bible would say "yeah, dude."
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#17
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You could always try reading it
I heard it's a hilarious laugh

*REAL VERSE*
II Kings 2:23-24
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.


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What the fuck is red and green magic? Some kind of North Pole Santa Claus shit?



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#20
There are actually verses in the Bible that talk being able to use magic, tongues, etc. and it says that you should use them and use them well.
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#21
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No, the one silly belief does not like the other silly belief. In fact, most silly beliefs don't like any other silly beliefs other than themselves.


...Too soon?


It's not a religion, it's a practise..
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#22
at the II kings verse

Yes, it is sinful to practice any kinds of magic.
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#23
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*REAL VERSE*
II Kings 2:23-24
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.




Elisha is a badass. I took a college class on the Hebrew Bible; shit's insane. God is an angry, jealous seven year old with smiting powers and serious favorites. And Elisha is a favorite.

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#24
You should just learn the summoning bears thing that would be way cooler than any hoodoo magic.
#26
How does one acquire christian beliefs without having first read and understood the Bible?
#27
Who cares if it's sinful? It's br00tal, do it TS.
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How does one acquire christian beliefs without having first read and understood the Bible?


A church with a priest that actually read the book?
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#30
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A church with a priest that actually read the book?


Ah right they're second-hand beliefs, my bad.
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#33
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Who cares if it's sinful? It's br00tal, do it TS.

Idk man i read the bible last year it has to be the most "br00tal" book i have ever read. Its pretty hard to beat.
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Idk man i read the bible last year it has to be the most "br00tal" book i have ever read. Its pretty hard to beat.

Some dude turning water into wine isn't br00tal.

edit: or wine into blood, I don't care, not br00tal enough.
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Idk man i read the bible last year it has to be the most "br00tal" book i have ever read. Its pretty hard to beat.

TS, this is br00tlz

#37
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Some dude turning water into wine isn't br00tal.

edit: or wine into blood, I don't care, not br00tal enough.

Yeah i have to admit the whole jesus part wasnt the highlight of the book. But trust me. Read the the old testament though. Gods one angry mofo in that one.
#38
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+1. God's also got the same view on Trolls and Trolling

Smexodus 7:13-14:
And ye shall be faithful, and not practice Trolling
If thou are not, I shalt open a can of whoop ass.


Oh dear God, another UG saying is born.

And yes TS, Hoodoo is a sin, why is it a sin, well, doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out, your practicing magic, magic isn't real, God doesn't like it when you worship something that isn't real, which Hoodoo is.
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Yeah i have to admit the whole jesus part wasnt the highlight of the book. But trust me. Read the the old testament though. Gods one angry mofo in that one.


Yup. Except he said he'd never flood us again, and in the children's version, a rainbow and all the birds crowd around Noah's ark as it reaches dry land... I call bull, because of the absence of leprechauns.
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