This totally random chick with super awesome psychic powers named Jen told me that I should get Optimus Prime to play drums for the band I wanna start in two years or so (I'm 14). Even though she is psychic and should know this, I wanna know whether I could get him to drum for my band. Does anybody know how to contact him? Or at least know how to build a Transformer?
Dude, Optimus drops by my house everyday for a beer. We go partying a lot. There isn't really a delicate way to say this, but you're way too unpopular for him to hang out with you.