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#4
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On that site, I saw an image of a female captioned "Dutch sailor, 14, gets OK for solo world trip".
Time to intercept

On a serious note though, that's exactly what a bear would do. They are polite!
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#7
Such a tedious experience for the inhabitants of said house.
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#11
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Didn't a bear carjack someone the other day too?

IT'S A CRIMEWAVE!



F*CK!

Nothing is worse than a Bear Rebellion!

....maybe a dinosaur rebellion?
#12
well if i broke into a house and saw a small figure of me id freak out too bear probably though it was a voodoo doll or something
#13
at least he didnt steal my anal virginity. I can live with a bear stealing a bear, but not that.


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#14
Quote by supersac
well if i broke into a house and saw a small figure of me id freak out too bear probably though it was a voodoo doll or something


So...you're saying that it was a....


BEAR WITCHDOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!


#15
I imagine it wasn't such for them, but this sounds immensely adorable.
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#18
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I wish people would find the real use for the word "Irony"...


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EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


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#19
Quote by supersac
well if i broke into a house and saw a small figure of me id freak out too bear probably though it was a voodoo doll or something


#20
I question their authority to report on any situation after they left a door wide open with food on display in an area where there are god dam bears. So I suspect it died from neglect and this is a cover up.
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#21
The conditions the teddy bear was in were un-bear-able and the bear couldn't bear to see him there.


What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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#22
I need to start watching/reading the news. And here's me thinking that news is all celebrities and politics. Bears doing strange things; that's real news!
#23
Please learn to use the word "irony" correctly.
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#25
That's not ironic, it's just coincidental.
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#28
No biggie, same thing where I break into houses and steal dolls all the time.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#30
Quote by RampagingAcorn
The conditions the teddy bear was in were un-bear-able and the bear couldn't bear to see him there.


you can leave now.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#31
Quote by the bartender
you can leave now.


Now, now, if we're sending him out we should tell him why.

There are two things- one, the pun should never be forced or highlighted. It ruins that special Kodiak moment. Secondly, do not use what is essentially the same pun twice in a sentence. If it pandas to your ego, go live under a brick.
#32
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Except replace "houses" with "nursery school" and "dolls" with "small children."

You know me all too well.


Seriously, you know too fucking much. Make time to say "goodbye" to your loved ones.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#34
Breaking and entering + petty theft? What's next


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#36
holy crap my grandpa lives like a minute away from Laconia
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#37
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Now, now, if we're sending him out we should tell him why.

There are two things- one, the pun should never be forced or highlighted. It ruins that special Kodiak moment. Secondly, do not use what is essentially the same pun twice in a sentence. If it pandas to your ego, go live under a brick.




What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#38
A teddy bear walked into a New Hampshire house through an open door, took two rolls of toilet paper, bounty and a bunch of laundry detergent, took a drink from the family washer and grabbed onto a black bear on its way out the door...She said she arrived in time to save the family from Charles Lee Ray.


Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#39
Quote by Scopic
That's not ironic, it's just coincidental.

If that is a Futurama reference, I love you.
#40
Good thing no one was hurt. That would have been quite a grizzly scene.
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