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#1
Let me set the scenario.

You are at the pub of which it is more of a local one but not one that has no one in it, 100 people in there, Your best friend was bringing his girlfriend down to the pub aswell and his girlfriends single friend, you all have a laugh when all 4 of you are there and then your friend and his girlfriend has to leave for about 25 minutes! What do you do? do you talk to the single friend? Do you go to the bar and talk to people you dont really know? Have any icebreakers?

Just so you can picture yourself in this situation personally

Time: 9:45 pm
Drunkness: 4 pints, merry , only merry
Phone: Out of battery!! oh no
Local surroundings: 4 pool tables, a dartboard and the bar.
Smoker: Y/N ?

Lets hear what you would do about this, because im sure if this has not happened yet to you, its gonna happen one day

(Genders reversed of course for females)
Last edited by mikeyknowsbette at Jul 28, 2010,
#2
I'd chat her up and beat her at pool. Girls aren't very good at pool from my experiences. I'd probably make a wager before to make things interesting.
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#3
You lost me at the start with that jumbled bunch of repetitive-ass words.
#4
I'd stay and speak to her I think. Unless we really weren't getting along.
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#7
After 4 pints? Definitely try my luck with the single friend, as my friend, being the good mate that he is, has probably left solely to give me the opportunity to do so.
#11
Damn right stay and talk to the friend. Buy her drinks if she wants, and show nothing but pure interest in her.

Best way to get into a woman's good books. Buy her stuff, pretend no one else is around, and never, ever, EVER glance at her tits. Chicks have eyes everywhere. Even if you think you're safe to take a peek, she'll know, and you'll be done.
#12
If she was pretty, I'd probably chat her up and buy her a couple drinks.
#13
I'd try to get laid seeing as that's obviously where the couple went to do.

In realistic terms, I'd bet her at pool, kick her ass then gentlemanly let her pay me in rough animal sex.
#14
I'd probably go out for a smoke, then go back in and see if they're still sat at the table alone, if they are I'd go back and talk to them, if they'd gone I'd try and find somebody I knew
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#16
Woah alot of people would only speak to her because she's single? Geez.
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#17
- Ask to use her phone to call your friend and say your leaving.
- **** her.

she wanted my dick since we got there.
#18
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I'd chat her up and beat her at pool. Girls aren't very good at pool from my experiences. I'd probably make a wager before to make things interesting.


This.

Nobody's so socially awkward that they would walk off and abandon someone who is completely alone, are they?
#19
Depends on her level of attractiveness, and on how nice she is.

But, yeah, unless she was way down the negative end of the "nice" spectrum, I'd probably hang around. If she was ugly, but still nice, I'd stay, but it'd be more of a friendly thing.
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#21
I'd stay and talk to them, opening with 'So if you and your friend were rom-com characters, which one of you would be the main character and who would be the sassy/vacant sidekick? Because if you're the second one then I need to go chase your friend down, hopefully it'll start raining, i'm not getting a bit part role because I was trying to be polite to a stranger, **** that, i'm going places in this town'. I sometimes forget the difference between reality and fiction.

Though i'd probably try and get to know them, if the conversation went dead i'd probably make up an excuse to try and leave. No reason to ditch them straight away.
#22
talk to the freind and try to get laid its the gentlemanly thing to do
unless she ugly then id just talk or make up an excuse to go in a few minutes after they do
#23
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#24
Pull this trick I learned from a friend.

*takes off hat and puts it over a full shot*
"Bet you 20 bucks I can drink this shot without touching the hat."

"So if you can't I get 20 bucks?"

"Yep. 20 big ones."

"Okay, go." (Meanwhile she's thinking "Wow! What easy money!")

*puts hand over mouth and breath in sharply, making sour, "just took a shot" face*

"There, done."

"No way. That's impossible!" as she lifts hat to check shot glass.

*snag shot and drink*

"Told you I could. But you can keep the 20 bucks "
#25
Chat with the other girl, of course. Unless she's a total bitch.
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#26
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I'd talk to her if we seemed to be getting along before.

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#29
Quote by halo43
Pull this trick I learned from a friend.

*takes off hat and puts it over a full shot*
"Bet you 20 bucks I can drink this shot without touching the hat."

"So if you can't I get 20 bucks?"

"Yep. 20 big ones."

"Okay, go." (Meanwhile she's thinking "Wow! What easy money!")

*puts hand over mouth and breath in sharply, making sour, "just took a shot" face*

"There, done."

"No way. That's impossible!" as she lifts hat to check shot glass.

*snag shot and drink*

"Told you I could. But you can keep the 20 bucks "


so how did you drink the shot? :S
#30
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Damn right stay and talk to the friend. Buy her drinks if she wants, and show nothing but pure interest in her.

Best way to get into a woman's good books. Buy her stuff, pretend no one else is around, and never, ever, EVER glance at her tits. Chicks have eyes everywhere. Even if you think you're safe to take a peek, she'll know, and you'll be done.
Don't mean to sound like an ass, but clearly you've been doing it wrong if you're caught staring. Though I agree: glancing is bad form.

Back to the original question, of course I'd talk to her just because I'm not socially retarded. There shouldn't be any reason why I wouldn't talk to them unless this person is the most annoying, disrespectful, stupid ditz. In those cases, I'd kick my friend in the nuts the next time I'd see him.
#32
Learn to be a socially competent human being and have a conversation with her.
#33
Why wouldn't you talk to her?
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#34
I would just stand up on the the table and whip it out.

Isn't that how people normaly start conversation?
#35
Quote by Yhdeksas
Damn right stay and talk to the friend. Buy her drinks if she wants, and show nothing but pure interest in her.

Best way to get into a woman's good books. Buy her stuff, pretend no one else is around, and never, ever, EVER glance at her tits. Chicks have eyes everywhere. Even if you think you're safe to take a peek, she'll know, and you'll be done.



Agreed.
Ask her questions
All the general questions.
Where does she live
Where does she work, how did she meet soandso
What she likes to do.
What music does she like.

Buy her drinks, good idea too of course.
More drunk the more jolly!
And yeah, keep eye-contact rofl, it's more intimate anyway.
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#36
Converse for a little, play a game or two of pool, converse some more. New people are interesting, everyone's got a story.

Oh, and of course buy drinks.
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#38
Quote by halo43
Pull this trick I learned from a friend.

*takes off hat and puts it over a full shot*
"Bet you 20 bucks I can drink this shot without touching the hat."

"So if you can't I get 20 bucks?"

"Yep. 20 big ones."

"Okay, go." (Meanwhile she's thinking "Wow! What easy money!")

*puts hand over mouth and breath in sharply, making sour, "just took a shot" face*

"There, done."

"No way. That's impossible!" as she lifts hat to check shot glass.

*snag shot and drink*

"Told you I could. But you can keep the 20 bucks "


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#39
Quote by halo43
Pull this trick I learned from a friend.

*takes off hat and puts it over a full shot*
"Bet you 20 bucks I can drink this shot without touching the hat."

"So if you can't I get 20 bucks?"

"Yep. 20 big ones."

"Okay, go." (Meanwhile she's thinking "Wow! What easy money!")

*puts hand over mouth and breath in sharply, making sour, "just took a shot" face*

"There, done."

"No way. That's impossible!" as she lifts hat to check shot glass.

*snag shot and drink*

"Told you I could. But you can keep the 20 bucks "


Are you by chance a fan of the show White Collar? Because that Neal did that in a bar to impress a group of college kids on last night's episode.
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