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#1
My friend sent me this
Ill just leave it here
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html
Billy Houston, a Landover Baptist Senior High youth, has been sharing Jesus in the virtual gaming world for over three years. "I evangelized in Lineage 2, Everquest, Diablo, and a bunch of other games," he says, "but I haven't seen nearly as many people who are as open to hearing the Gospel message as I have inside the World of Warcraft." For Christian adults reading this article who are not familiar with the World of Warcraft, young Billy has what gamers call, a Level 67 Undead Priest with nearly 40 points of concentrated focus in the Holy talent tree. "I'm also in one of the largest Christian guilds on our server," he says. "I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of sissy gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!"

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#2
Is that serious? If it is then I hate religious folk even more.

I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of sissy gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!"

Mainly because of that.
#3
is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of sissy gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives.


Oh shit, and preaching in Diablo?
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#4
I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of sissy gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives.


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#5
Weird place to try it....whatever works I guess?

I'm sure people just troll the shit out of him
#7
Guys, read the whole article, theres even stupider stuff, like the video, thats called "Everyone is Jesus in World of Warcraft".

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#8
WoW player meets preacher...

"And then the lord sai--Hey, what the fucking hell you fucking faggot?! I'm preaching over here, get the fuck off the server you noob! Can someone ban this kid? I don't want this shit in a non-PvP server."

If any of that actually worked, then Ventrilo Harassment videos taught me something.
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#9

I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of sissy gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!"


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#10
I didn't really mind until he got to the gay boys and Wiccan girls part.
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#11
i dont see what the problem is...
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#12
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i dont see what the problem is...

Weren't you that guy who said California was smart for not allowing gay marriage?

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#13
1) He has a lvl 67 in Warcraft. That takes a damn long time from my experience, and this kid is talking about these kids having no lives when he cleary doesn't either.
2) He is preaching a bunch of bullshit in a game. Really? He really makes himself look like an ignorant, hypocritical fool.
3) This Christian website really ran an article with that kid's language and insults in it? They must really be good, moral Christians to do that.

This kid's a fag. The website is a joke.

Edit: Wow I say "really" a lot.

Edit 2: I now actually looked at the website and it's clearly a joke. Disregard my previous comments.
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#14
probably, dont really remember...

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#16
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That website is the most obvious satire site ever.

damnit, I've been had.

...and the evidence has been removed.
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#17
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That website is the most obvious satire site ever.


I know, their forums are fucking amazing.
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#18
This guy is an elitist slob who clearly needs to wake up and realize the catholic church was wrong about a Earth Centered universe. Among many other things..... /atheism
#19
To the people who have been had: Ya dun goofed!
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#20
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right here bro! .... NOT lololololol





have you heard the good news today, brother in Christ?
#21
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right here bro! .... NOT lololololol


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have you heard the good news today, brother in Christ?


a family brought that in and gave it to me at work two days ago...I was slightly confused but I read it as I made breadsticks
#22
Wow, some one has to much time on their hands if they really made all taht up

EDIT: Damnit
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#23
This reminds me of my Runescape days. I held sermons to preach about Saradomin (one of the gods of Runescape), only I made it entertaining. I basically told the lore history of Saradomin, heh.
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#24
"Recently, Judy discovered that her son was an evil, perverted, filthy homosexural. She did just as any True Christian® should--she called the police!"

"They've even got our innocent little Christian children brainwashed into glorifying the ghetto lifestyle by wearing backwards hats and hand-me-down trousers! I guess that's how God punishes a country for electing a homosexual President like Abraham Lincoln."

"colored folks have a hard time taking care of themselves without falling into trouble"

"Friends, it is time for us to realize that Jesus died, was buried and then rose up from the dead. He didn't rise like a drugged up Haitian zombie!"

There's no way this site is legit. If these people actually believe in the stuff they are writing then -10 to my faith in humanity...
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#25

Holy shit this is funny. I think I'm saving that website.
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#26
Isn't Landover Baptist a satirical site? Or am I thinking of another one?
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#27
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have you heard the good news today, brother in Christ?

Because of situations involving my mother's religious beliefs, I never experienced the joy of having Jehovah's witnesses coming to the door. The first time it happened to me i was home alone, and it was these two STUNNING teenage girls. I opened the door with my suave face prepared only to be asked if I wanted to talk about God.

I was thoroughly disappointed.
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#28
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Because of situations involving my mother's religious beliefs, I never experienced the joy of having Jehovah's witnesses coming to the door. The first time it happened to me i was home alone, and it was these two STUNNING teenage girls. I opened the door with my suave face prepared only to be asked if I wanted to talk about God.

I was thoroughly disappointed.

You know, what they wanted to say was "oh GOD, TheBurningFish, oh GOD, faster, faster! On my face!"
#29
I am ashamed of being a Christian right now. I also hate how UG criticize us Christians based on those idiots behind webpages like this.
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#30
Landover Baptist is like the Onion, but on one crappy topic.

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Isn't Landover Baptist a satirical site? Or am I thinking of another one?

It is.
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#31
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You know, what they wanted to say was "oh GOD, TheBurningFish, oh GOD, faster, faster! On my face!"

Maybe I should put that "please bug me about your religious beliefs" sign back up on my door.


Actually, I wonder what would happen if I did...
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#32
I don't think Landover Baptist is for real.

Then again, I sometimes think WBC might even be a front to make Christians look bad.
#33
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i dont see what the problem is...
I have never liked you.


Also guys, this is a satirical site, the vast majority of Christians are not this retarded. I think...

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Then again, I sometimes think WBC might even be a front to make Christians look bad.
I want this to be true...
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#34
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I want this to be true...

Fred Phelps is a funny guy at times though.

I loved the bit where he called Al Gore a "famous fag pimp."
#35
It's a parody site. Their sex-section is great:

“All children will be told each day during homeroom that any sexual activity before marriage, with or without a partner, will send the culprits hurtling toward Hell where red-tailed demons with giant purple penises will sodomize them for eternity.”
#36
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I am ashamed of being a Christian right now. I also hate how UG criticize us Christians based on those idiots behind webpages like this.


I know it's unfair for anyone to judge anyone from idiots, but you're ashamed to be a Christian, really?

I mean, you don't expect this kind of stuff to happen in this day and age?
#37
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1) He has a lvl 67 in Warcraft. That takes a damn long time from my experience, and this kid is talking about these kids having no lives when he cleary doesn't either.
2) He is preaching a bunch of bullshit in a game. Really? He really makes himself look like an ignorant, hypocritical fool.
3) This Christian website really ran an article with that kid's language and insults in it? They must really be good, moral Christians to do that.

This kid's a fag. The website is a joke.

Edit: Wow I say "really" a lot.

Edit 2: I now actually looked at the website and it's clearly a joke. Disregard my previous comments.


Leveling to 67 is a joke now, I used to play but you can go to 80 pretty fast let alone 67.
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#38
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Also guys, this is a satirical site, the vast majority of Christians are not this retarded. I think...

I want this to be true...


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#39
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
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