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#1
i thought i'd make a thread for my 18th birthday

i'm kinda out of stuff to do for today, since there's really noone around in town these days... so.. ideas? beside drinking my first legal beer..
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#3
I got you a harpoon, to hunt the disabled boy


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EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#5
I didn't get a thread for my 18th birthday 8 days ago...
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#6
I do not know you and have given you a gift that reflects the status of our friendship:

Nothing.

There is no friendship.

Naw I'ma kidding. Happy birthday.

.. You still get nothing.
#7
well, assuming you're an adult in the eyes of the law now, why not try pedophilia?
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#8
How about drinking your second, third, fourth etc, etc legal beer? Happy birthday dude
Last edited by vennaco at Jul 29, 2010,
#9
Quote by carlos_almighty
well, assuming you're an adult in the eyes of the law now, why not try pedophilia?


What the **** kind of comment was that? If you were trying to be funny you've got a massive fail! Please remove it
#12
Quote by vennaco
What the **** kind of comment was that? If you were trying to be funny you've got a massive fail! Please remove it

i'm sorry you got butthurt.
TS: what i did when i turned 18 was just indulged in the things that i could do legally. like buy tobacco products, lotto tickets, and pr0nz.
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#14
Quote by carlos_almighty
i'm sorry you got butthurt.
TS: what i did when i turned 18 was just indulged in the things that i could do legally. like buy tobacco products, lotto tickets, and pr0nz.


There's no need to be an asshole about it. I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and assumed that it was just a mindless throwaway comment but you've obviously got issues and have the mental age of a three year old. I'm sorry your mama didn't give you enough hugs and kisses and your daddy was too busy getting pissed to come see you at school sports day, but please keep your ****ed up views and morals to yourself! As for getting butthurt you're probably going to find out all about when you inevitably end up in prison. Careful when picking up the soap redneck!
#15
Vennaco, reported :P, get the sand outta yer urethra.

Happy birthday OP! Go buy a pack a ciggs, a fat sack, some booze, some dutches, and smoke blunts and drink till you blackout.
#16
Happy Birthday I give you



Cleavage
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#18
congrats!



I got you a stripper
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#19
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Vennaco, reported :P, get the sand outta yer urethra.

Happy birthday OP! Go buy a pack a ciggs, a fat sack, some booze, some dutches, and smoke blunts and drink till you blackout.


That's your perogative, but to be frank, if you feel that carlos-almighty's original comment is acceptable and fairgame on a public thread like this then, quite simply, I feel sorry you.
#21
Quote by vennaco
What the **** kind of comment was that? If you were trying to be funny you've got a massive fail! Please remove it


Dude pedophilia is just an adult getting with a minor. In the eyes of the law: 18+ is an adult and 18- is a minor. Thus he can have all the jailbait he wants which, while socially acceptable, still provides the novelty of breaking the law

ontopic: happy birthday dude I got you a venn diagram

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#23
Quote by vennaco
What the **** kind of comment was that? If you were trying to be funny you've got a massive fail! Please remove it


Have you not been on the internet for long?

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Quote by sluffinator
Dude pedophilia is just an adult getting with a minor. In the eyes of the law: 18+ is an adult and 18- is a minor. Thus he can have all the jailbait he wants which, while socially acceptable, still provides the novelty of breaking the law

Paedophilia is an adult being sexually attracted to a pre-pubescent child. The law has nothing to do with it.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
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#24
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I'll give you the most brutal present ever...blacker than the blackest black....

NOOOOOOOTTTTTHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGGGG!



Happy birthday!

daytripper75

Bullieve


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Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#26
Why you are not already drunk is beyond me.
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#27
Quote by vennaco
That's your perogative, but to be frank, if you feel that carlos-almighty's original comment is acceptable and fairgame on a public thread like this then, quite simply, I feel sorry you.


I think you meant to click on the link to your churchs' forum dude, this is the pit. Last year I was 18 and was dating and fooled around with a 14 year old. I have nothing else to say because you had a heart attack by now
#28
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Why you are not already drunk is beyond me.
I'M DRUN KFOR HIM!!!
kill all humans
#29
Quote by vennaco
What the **** kind of comment was that? If you were trying to be funny you've got a massive fail! Please remove it

What the **** kind of comment was that? If you were trying not to be a whiney bitch you've got a massive fail! Please remove your life.
cwatididthar?

Happy Birthday, I got you an invisible jet.
#30
Quote by vennaco
What the **** kind of comment was that? If you were trying to be funny you've got a massive fail! Please remove it
gtfo ug bitch
kill all humans
#31
Happy birthday dude. I got you subtle facial hair.



Have a good one
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#32
suprise party
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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#33
vennaco, it was a joke. Relax, it's a board full of teenagers. You obviously don't hang around The Pit much.
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#34
Happy Birthday

I'm a monk and do not believe in possessions. Therefore, i give you wisdom. (and a limmerick)

Carl and Cindy were mates
Who went on many nice dates
Cindy wouldn't shut up
Carl had enough
So he punched Cindy right in the face
#36
I got you this;



But from what you've said, you might not want it, so imma keep it.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#37
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#38


I got you some alcohol, you'll need more from somewhere though.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
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#39
HEYYYYY its my 18th birthday today too!!!!!!!!!!!!



.... you stole it! give it back ...........
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#40
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