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#1
I usually take the daily paper and just read it there.
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#8
Nothing. I'd rather deal quickly with the business in the bathroom to get on with the huge party that is y daily life.
#9
Donald Duck, or Science Illustrated. Sometime I surf the web (watch porn) on my Ipod Touch.
Enjoy jeppelapp responsibly.

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#10
I play worms on my phone, it makes me feel uncomfortable when I'm having a shit though
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#11
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Nothing. I'd rather deal quickly with the business in the bathroom to get on with the huge party that is y daily life.


If you just sit there it's a waste of time.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#13
peoples minds
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#15
peoples palms....................

Playboy.............

A newspaper
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#18
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I've never understood reading in the bathroom, maybe I just shit really quickly.


You can become wiser from reading while in the bathroom.
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#19
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I've never understood reading in the bathroom, maybe I just shit really quickly.
This.

Really, people. Squat, dump, wipe, wash and go.
Who even has time to sit, let alone read?
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#20
Playboy
Blender
Rolling Stone

Or I just take a laptop in there with me.
#21
Anything that's in there, usually some sports magazine or such.
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#22
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You can become wiser from reading while in the bathroom.

You got any evidence for that theory?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#23

This, until I lost it.

I usually read whatever I was reading before, which could be anything. Sometimes I do my homework too but only if it doesn't require writing.

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You got any evidence for that theory?


No one interrupts you while you're in the bathroom. Whenever I read in my room or something people are always trying to talk to me about inconsequential things.
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#24
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This.

Really, people. Squat, dump, wipe, wash and go.
Who even has time to sit, let alone read?


You describe it like it takes 10 seconds, It's a bit more then that.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#25
I read the tattoos on my penis. My penis is large so there are many tattoos to read.
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#26
the instructions and descriptions of the washing powder for the washing machine.

really i just shit wipe, wash my hands and leave.
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#27
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It's about 2 minutes for me.


You're the Flash of shitting then, How come it's so fast
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#29
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You describe it like it takes 10 seconds, It's a bit more then that.
try using a traditional japanese toilet. no seat, just basically a hole in the floor.
you'll spend more time washing your hands than you do in the squat.
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#30
I usually take my laptop in there and go for a dump while on UG. In fact, I'm going for a dump right now
#31
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No one interrupts you while you're in the bathroom. Whenever I read in my room or something people are always trying to talk to me about inconsequential things.


That my friend is an advantage
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#32
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I usually take my laptop in there and go for a dump while on UG. In fact, I'm going for a dump right now


Good luck in there, May the force be with you.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#34
I actually don't read in the bathroom. I like just sitting there and thinking.
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#36
Quote by SG_dave
Only takes me about 2 minutes as well, unless there's something wrong with my bowels. Is there something wrong with your bowels?


I have pretty slow Bowel movements, But I finish in like 5 minutes then I can stay and read for 15+ more
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#37
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I have pretty slow Bowel movements, But I finish in like 5 minutes then I can stay and read for 15+ more


Me too, it's relaxing in there
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#38
If I'm at work usually a newspaper if it's in there already (not if it's on the floor)

If I'm at home nothing cause I'm usually trying to get out of there so I don't miss the solo in whatever song I have on at that time...
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#39
I read "What's it all about, Charlie Brown?" all from just sitting on the toilet. The whole thing, which is only about 120 pages, but there's are also a lot of comics in it, taking up a lot of space.

Obviously not in one sitting, but over the course of a few weeks.

Also, really shit book. Just some guy's "philosophical" view of the Peanuts comic strips. Pretty much just turning things into something they're not, making the Peanuts characters seems so deep, when it's just silly, slightly clever comics.

Besides that, I been reading "The Complete Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook" but I've almost read all the interesting bits.
#40
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You're the Flash of shitting then, How come it's so fast


What on earth are you doing in there if it takes more than 2 minutes(ish)? Do you take a flask of soup and some cucumber sandwichs and make a day of it or something?
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