#1
This amatuer might just be some of the best material out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVCHhkTMhTY
Quote by vivalasteve
This one time, I was...erm...orgasming...but nonstop. It just wouldn't stop and, without being too graphic, basically was like how the blood was coming out of your mouth, then I got dehydrated and died. True story.
#2
Shameless self promotion...
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#3
I read "Best/Fastest fapper EVER!!!"


I giggled.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#5
That is a prime example of why most people on this site don't like rap.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.