Poll: Do you...
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View poll results: Do you...
Happily keep and take care of the baby
164 26%
Unhappily keep and take care of the sprog
26 4%
Abort
213 34%
Give it away
57 9%
Run away (includes denying paternity test, refusing to pay for it, etc)
12 2%
Wonder how magnets work
156 25%
Voters: 628.
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#1
See poll. Try to be honest, assume Mrs. You will do whatever you ask. No abortion debates kthx.

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#3
This is the pit, most of us don't have girlfriends lolol


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#4
I don't see any poll.
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This is the pit, most of us don't have girlfriends lolol




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#7
You need more details, How long was I with her? Does she have money? Do I have money?Will the parents support?
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#8
I voted 'abort' only because I hadn't seen the last option
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#9
Not my decision to make, honestly. Tough I'd make it clear that I have no intention to raise a child at my age. Whether she wants to get an abortion or put it up for adoption is her decision.
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#10
i would try to have it and raise it happily but it would probably end up ruining my life
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You need more details, How long was I with her? Does she have money? Do I have money?Will the parents support?
Exactly. I can't give an answer to a question like that completely out of context.
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#12
I would consider aborting, but I don't know. Hard to tell when you haven't been in that situation.
#13
I know we're ready financially, but I don't think we should keep it. We work long hours and I'd prefer raising a child in a house rather than a downtown condo.

We'd keep it, but I'd have to sell the condo fast and build a house!
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#14
Give it away. It deserves to live, and live a good life at that. I wouldn't be able to provide for a kid right now.
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#16
I'd take care of it or abort it, depending on our situation and how she feels.


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#18
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You need more details, How long was I with her? Does she have money? Do I have money?Will the parents support?


No, you just need to answer the question. Or not.
#21
Her decision, not mine. I'd begrudgingly accept a 'keep the child' without complaint and do what I have to.

And yes, I ignored your instructions. I wouldn't want to even hint at anything which could be called persuasion at a stretch.
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#22
if she wanted to keep it i'd be happy with that. i'd support whatever my gf wanted to do.
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#23
Abort it. It's what she would want, and i would happily oblige.
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#24
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No, you just need to answer the question. Or not.


That's stupid, If I had a girlfriend who her parents had money, they wanted to support and I loved her I would keep it, If not I would just run away.
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#25
I definitely wouldn't want to be raising a child right now but if my girlfriend was determined to keep it then I would do my best to support her and look after the kid.

To be honest though I have no idea how I'd react.
#26
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That's stupid, If I had a girlfriend who her parents had money, they wanted to support and I loved her I would keep it, If not I would just run away.

I think he's talking about the situation you're in right now, not a hypothetical question.
#28
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If you need to ask those questions, you're probably not in a relationship...
...your point?
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#29
If I got pregnant then it'd be an accident, considering I'm on the pill, which would mean it had failed.

Abortion.
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#30
I do what my hypothetical girlfriend wanted... it's her hypothetical body.

If she wanted to keep the baby, I'd be happy to help, as tough as it would be.
#31
I voted "wonder how magnets work", because there was no "I'm a sad bastard" option.
#32
Before I even look at ONE POST, I'm gonna guess at least 65% will vote abort, adoption, etc. (non-resposible options) and make coat hanger and push her down the stairs and FALCON PUNCH to the stomache jokes.
Don't get me wrong, i laugh too....but they get pretty old
#33
I just gave a long thought about, and if it was my choice, I'd put it up for adoption. I wouldn't want to see it's life wasted in a abortion unless it was absolutely necessary, and I'd probably track him down after I was done school and visit him every now and again. I just can't take care of a child while trying to make something of myself in high school/university.
#34
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Before I even look at ONE POST, I'm gonna guess at least 65% will vote abort, adoption, etc. (non-resposible options) and make coat hanger and push her down the stairs and FALCON PUNCH to the stomache jokes.
Don't get me wrong, i laugh too....but they get pretty old



Nah I think most people are just wondering how those god damn magnets work...
#35
Kind of a moot point, really. Men don't have much say in the matter. But my first choice would be keep the baby if I thought we could do it reasonably happily. Regardless of marriage or not. Second choice would be give it to someone who really wanted a child. If we kept the child begrudgingly, that prolly wouldn't be too good for the kid.
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#36
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...your point?

Then the question might as well be "If your goat got loose, would you contact your local shaman for a goat finding spell, or wait the night to see if he comes home on his own".

In other words, all the context necessary is presented in the OP, it just doesn't apply to you.
#37
With my current girlfriend, I would be committed and happy to our child. I already look forward to it anyway, but not any time soon.

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#38
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Nah I think most people are just wondering how those god damn magnets work...


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#39
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Before I even look at ONE POST, I'm gonna guess at least 65% will vote abort, adoption, etc. (non-resposible options) and make coat hanger and push her down the stairs and FALCON PUNCH to the stomache jokes.
Don't get me wrong, i laugh too....but they get pretty old

What makes them non-responsible options?

Oh lets try to bring a child up even though we haven't finished education, or have jobs, or a house or any stability... hmmm...
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#40
Coat-hanger, coat-hanger...where did I put that coat-hanger.....
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