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go blind
70 50%
penis fall off
70 50%
Voters: 140.
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#1
Inspired by popular myth about masturbation, I put the question to you UG: Would you rather go blind or have your penis fall off?
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#4
Go blind,You seen any people without penises? They all killed themselves.
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#5
Penis fall off, not like its getting a lot of use.

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#7
Penis fall off, if I were blind I wouldn't see where I'm sticking it into, that'd be a problem.
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#8
Penis off. Being blind would have consequenses far worse than laughs at the gym dress room and troubles with the ladies in the bedroom. Plus you can always just start crossdressing and troll people off.
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#9
Penis fall off, they can make replacement penises, but they can't cure blindness (well depending on the type, if it's a curable one then blindness)
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#10
And being blind makes your other senses better, having no penis does nothing.
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#12
Neither.
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#14
Penis fall off, then wait for someone to grow a penis on a mouse so I can take it.
#15
Quote by MightyAl
I voted penis fall off. I actually use my eyes.




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#16
Quote by darkcheef
Penis fall off, then wait for someone to grow a penis on a mouse so I can take it.

TBH, either you're not expecting much, or it would look more like growing a mouse on a penis.
#19
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
And being blind makes your other senses better, having no penis does nothing.

It gives you a super cool replacement penis that gets hard by squeezing a third testicle. Sweet. Unless she squeezes the wrong testicle.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#21
Quote by Will Swanson
Penis fall off, build better, stronger, faster penis.

We have the technology.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

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#22
Quote by em!ly
my penis already fell off . cos i havent got one . cos im a girl!

What did you do with it?
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#24
There's much more to life then having sex, so I'd rather go blind.
#26
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
Penis fall off, not like its getting a lot of use.

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lol this for me too!
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#27
Go blind. Your ears would improve dramatically, you would basically become Mozart. Plus, with the disability benefit you'll be sponging off the government, and obviously with the lack of visual distraction, you could spend all day playing like a baaaaad mother****er.
#28
Quote by Calibos
Go blind. Your ears would improve dramatically, you would basically become Mozart. Plus, with the disability benefit you'll be sponging off the government, and obviously with the lack of visual distraction, you could spend all day playing like a baaaaad mother****er.



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#29
Quote by sashki
You forgot the most important...HARDER

Harder, longer, wider, smarter, and tastier.
#30
I could live with blindness.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#31
I am halfway blind anyway so... (Visus 6/40; 15%)

...blind it is!

The blind people I know are usually awesome anyway!
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#32
Very minutely blind, as being blind doesn't necessarily mean not being able to see at all.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#33
Provided that I can still urinate fine, I would rather have my penis fall off. That way I would done with the annoying constant demands that it always presents to me.
#34
If I dont have a penis, How will I pee?
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#35
I'd rather my penis fell off. Everyone who voted go blind is either a liar or stupid.
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#36
Penis fall off. I actually thought about it

All I use that for is to piss and stick in my girlfriend >.>

I'm assuming I can still piss, and to pleasure my girlfriend I can just use my hands/mouth which I do anyway. I probably prefer doing that than.. me getting off anyway so I'm not missing out on much

I want kids though. Do I still have balls? O_o
#37
I'd either have it fall off, and get it replaced with a nice 11-incher, or I'd go blind and get cornea transplants.

Science can do wonders nowadays.
#40
How about one eye, and a 2x smaller penis?
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hey guyz...i have a problem with my dick as i am trying to put inside the guitar input jack.

Its very small but it still doesn't fit in.

Can anyone give me some advice how i can put my dick in?

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