#1
http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/undergod/2010/07/may_21_2011_the_end_of_the_world.html#more

So, by dividing, multiplying and subtracting numbers as you please, you can get the precise date for the end of the world and get people to believe you!
Sounds legit to me.

The number 5, . . . equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011. "Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years." Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year. Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500. Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500. Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared. "Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved. "I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that," Camping said.


http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/index.html


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#4
Seems legit.
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#6
Now I'm not ashamed of how much time I waste.
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So, by dividing, multiplying and subtracting numbers as you please, you can get the precise date for the end of the world and get people to believe you!
Sounds legit to me.

pretty much this.
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#9
The world better not fucking end in 2011 or 2012, I'll not even be moved out to my own place, I've never had a girlfriend (and all things i've never done that come along with neer having a girlfriend), etc.
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#11
Well, if you take 2012, the year the world is supposed to end and you write it as 2+0+1+2 you get 5, 5 is the sum of the average man's legs, arms and penis. Now take 5^5, that's 3125, now let's repeat that procedure, 3+1+2+5=11, 11^11=285311670611, that means the day 28 of the month 5 of the year 3116, 70 drunken monkeys will masturbate furiously and 611 other things will happen.
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#12
You know, the gospels don't even agree with what date jesus was crucified, so he could be working with completely wrong information.


Plus this is just stupid.
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Well, if you take 2012, the year the world is supposed to end and you write it as 2+0+1+2 you get 5, 5 is the sum of the average man's legs, arms and penis. Now take 5^5, that's 3125, now let's repeat that procedure, 3+1+2+5=11, 11^11=285311670611, that means the day 28 of the month 5 of the year 3116, 70 drunken monkeys will masturbate furiously and 611 other things will happen.

This is actualy how these "end of the world" predictions come about,
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Well, if you take 2012, the year the world is supposed to end and you write it as 2+0+1+2 you get 5, 5 is the sum of the average man's legs, arms and penis. Now take 5^5, that's 3125, now let's repeat that procedure, 3+1+2+5=11, 11^11=285311670611, that means the day 28 of the month 5 of the year 3116, 70 drunken monkeys will masturbate furiously and 611 other things will happen.


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#15
yea they said jesus could have been killed 15 years earlier or later, 33 AD is just an estimate
Lets jump in a pool


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The world better not fucking end in 2011 or 2012, I'll not even be moved out to my own place, I've never had a girlfriend (and all things i've never done that come along with neer having a girlfriend), etc.

That's why rape is so appealing. Sex and they don't want a commitment. Perfect.
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Well, if you take 2012, the year the world is supposed to end and you write it as 2+0+1+2 you get 5, 5 is the sum of the average man's legs, arms and penis. Now take 5^5, that's 3125, now let's repeat that procedure, 3+1+2+5=11, 11^11=285311670611, that means the day 28 of the month 5 of the year 3116, 70 drunken monkeys will masturbate furiously and 611 other things will happen.

Replace Drunken Masturbating Monkeys with Jesus and you're there.


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#24
Dat nigga needs to get a job.
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#28
Reminds me of Nick Cage in National Treasure.
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