#1
Anyone watched the program?

I think its hilarious xD

My favourite one so far is when two brothers in an African tribe have an argument and one brother goes to a Shaman to get revenge, the Shaman blows this smoke in the other brother's face, which is laced with a slow-acting poison that basically shuts his nervous system down and makes him appear dead.

They bury him, and he's conscious, but unable to move or speak etc. And then graverobbers dig him up, and the poison had stopped working, and he had tried to claw his way out, and when they open his casket, he has this horrified look on his face and his fingers are split open down to the bone where he tried to claw his way out.

What's your favourite?
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#2
I love that show. I like the one where the guy's filling the tire while looking at porn, and it explodes killing him.
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#3
My favorite one was when the pervert was looking through the girls window, the window slams shut, and his neck breaks.
#4
the one where the guy gets kicked in the face by a cow while sucking its udders happened in my town
#7
Can we make our own UG list of 1000 ways to die? That'd be cooler.

1. Fall from a helicopter.

However, on topic: I haven't seen it.
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#8
^ that's just not as funny as a girl getting strangled by a candy necklace after screwing her girlfriend.
#9
2. Post in the Pit so long that you forget to eat, and starve.


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#10
3. Get hiv from a girl you've just raped.

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4. Skydiving with what you were told was a parachute but was actually a bag that contained a sleeping bag and a pillow.
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5. Not getting to da choppa
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I like the one where the drunk is driving in a suburban neighborhood and he leans his head out to puke and he swerves into a mailbox and it takes his head off.
#16
theres the one where the two guys are trying to get high.. and they end up smoking a deadly plant...
or the guy who tied a cucumber or somethin to his leg so he looked "bigger" and it cut off circulation and killed him.... (it clotted or somethin)
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#17
They make everything on that show perverted versions of what actually may have happened.
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#19
It's pretty hilarious, just like the other retarded shows on Spike TV, like Deadliest Warrior and Manswers.
#20
i like the one where the sword swallower tries to swallow an umbrella.... and then it opens up in his throat. and the harder he tried to pull it out the more it was digging further and further in his throat. . . . shit
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#21
I don't watch that show.. it sounds interesting though.

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#22
My favorite has to be when the terrorists set a bomb to go off in 1 hour, but they don't know it's daylight savings time. When the timer connects to a gps sattellite the terrorists blow up while screaming "DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!!!!!!!" in unison.
#24
That show is pretty epic. I like the one about this woman who is video chatting with with her husband that is at work and she's trying to turn him on so she straps herself to the computer chair and duck-tapes her mouth shut and then a burglar walks in the front door and starts taking a bunch of their stuff as the husbands watches. He even takes the laptop they were using then says something to the wife and supposedly has real bad breath causing her to puke so she ends up suffocating and dieing on her on vomit due to the duck-tape not allowing it to come out lololol It takes Fail to a new level
#25
Sounds like an extremely ****ed up show.
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no, the best one is when the chick gets on a plane and her implants explode.
That one isn't true. The atmosphoric conditions required would kill a person well before the breast implants would. My bet would be a majority of the cases aren't true or severally stretched far from the truth.

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That one isn't true. The atmosphoric conditions required would kill a person well before the breast implants would. My bet would be a majority of the cases aren't true or severally stretched far from the truth.

it was still hilarious.
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this show is absolutely retarded.


thats what makes it so funny
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#29
When the girl swallows the cucumber because she wanted to impress her big dicked date.
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