#1
So tonight I thought it'd be a good idea to have some fire wings at a local bar. I was able to finish these amazingly hot wings, but when taking a piss after I forgot to wash my hands first and now my dick is on fire. I meeting the waitress from the bar in an hour because i asked her out before I ran out the bar with a flaming dick.

Any suggestions on how to get the fire to go away before I meet this waitress?
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#4


You've taken "firecrotch" to a whole new meaning.

^^ Milk > Hot sauce. Do that TS.
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#5
Stick it in her and let her feel your pain.
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#6
I hear milk is pretty good for that kinda thing. I'm not sure if you have to ingest it or if it acts as some kind of cream....
#9
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Wet a bar of soap, and slather it liberally all over your junk.

Rinse and dry.

Tried this, made it worse.
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#12
Milk, or anything that contains acid/is acidic. Spicy things are basic. Chemistry is handy.

Wet a bar of soap, and slather it liberally all over your junk.

Rinse and dry.


Soap is a base, that's probably why it made it worse.
Last edited by Seattle_sound35 at Jul 29, 2010,
#13
cover in yogurt. your date will love you.
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#14
Is it weird that I'm enjoying dipping my monster in milk?

Thanks for turning my fire breathing dragon into a, well, non fire breathing dragon.
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