#1
So Pit, i am stuck in an airport for 6 hours. What should i do?

Edit: things that are legal, but if you want to make illegal suggestions I'm fine with that.

Edit2: I'm only 15.
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

Last edited by xMarkx at Jul 30, 2010,
#2
Pretend you're a terrorist.

edit: just run around yelling "ALLAAAH".
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#4
Go to the bar
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#5
isnt that what airport bars are for?
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#6
suck a dudes dick
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#8
Keep walking through airport security 4 no particular reason.


Edit: Pretend to be a terrorist of a non-Muslim religion. Flying Spaghetti Monster terrorist would be pretty rediculous.
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#9
If you pretend to be a terrorist you'll probably be stuck in that airport for a lot longer than 6 hours.
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#10
Make up a random language and start yelling at people. Technically not illegal but it's annoying as hell
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#11
Look around the duty free?

I ususally get some sleep, because I find fying uncomfortable as shit, and can never sleep on the planes.
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#12
Point at someone and scream "he's got a bomb". Run and hide, then watch the poor guy get interrogated by armed security
#14
To those who suggest bar...

I missed a flight because of that

8 glasses of scotch were enough for me to forgot I was in an airport waiting for a flight!
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#15
I was stuck in the airport a few days ago as well. I just got my laptop out and killed time on UG.

Where are you stuck at? Where are you trying to get to?
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I was stuck in the airport a few days ago as well. I just got my laptop out and killed time on UG.

Where are you stuck at? Where are you trying to get to?


I'm in Toronto trying to get to Newfoundland
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#17
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I'm in Toronto trying to get to Newfoundland

Ah, well good luck getting there.
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Ah, well good luck getting there.




I still have to go through Montreal. And there I have to wait for another 3 hours. Today sucks.
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#19
Buy a book, read it.
Sleep.
Buy things at duty free.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#20
Little update on my current situation. Last night, I ate a lot of Mexican food; burritos, tacos, and other spicy things. And right now, let's just say it's not really agreeing with my stomach.


And I hate public bathrooms.
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#21
Quote by xMarkx
Little update on my current situation. Last night, I ate a lot of Mexican food; burritos, tacos, and other spicy things. And right now, let's just say it's not really agreeing with my stomach.
And I hate public bathrooms.


Best thing about public bathrooms is that it isn't you who has to clean up the mess in that situation.
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#23
Quote by xMarkx
Little update on my current situation. Last night, I ate a lot of Mexican food; burritos, tacos, and other spicy things. And right now, let's just say it's not really agreeing with my stomach.


And I hate public bathrooms.



Leave your mark.

And by mark, I mean a huge smelly, brown stain all over the place.
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#24
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All of them.



Counted, from what I can see there are 53.

Edit: that's the view from my stall..
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#25
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Counted, from what I can see there are 53.


How big is this airport?
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#26
Another problem. The stall I'm in has no ****ing toilet paper!!!!!!!!




Edit: good bye right sock.
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#27
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Another problem. The stall I'm in has no ****ing toilet paper!!!!!!!!




Edit: good bye right sock.



The horror. Not as bad as that one of the bathrooms at my school doesn't have any doors on the stalls.
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#29
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Another problem. The stall I'm in has no ****ing toilet paper!!!!!!!!




Edit: good bye right sock.


Just rub your ass on the walls so the janitor remembers to put toilet paper in the stall.
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#30
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What are you doing with your laptop in a public bathroom?

On UG obviously. I got bored in there.
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#32
You can gap, rape, pillage and/or plunder.

You can also sneak on a plane and just fly around but make your back in six hours so you won't miss your flight.
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The horror. Not as bad as that one of the bathrooms at my school doesn't have any doors on the stalls.


My school didn't have stall doors either. And it didn't have toilet paper half the time.