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#1
I need an excuse to either miss work altogether, or show up an hour late tomorrow. i work overnight from 10:15 - 5ish.
i know yall are slackers, cause were all in the pit right now instead of helping our mommies cook or something, so help me bromigos.
#2
"I was fapping and I came all over my clothes, had to wash them n' stuff". Do it.
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#4
Can't you just request the day off? Or ask a co-worker to cover for you?

Just say you're too sick.
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#5
Depends on what for. If it's an appointment, sure, just call in sick or explain it to them in truth.
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#8
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Can't you just request the day off? Or ask a co-worker to cover for you?

Just say you're too sick.

This or call in.
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#9
Quote by JayT44
Can't you just request the day off? Or ask a co-worker to cover for you?

Just say you're too sick.


jayt when the eff did you go green?
and i just got hired a week ago! i dont know anyone there to ask to cover for me, and i cant say it in spanish so even if i did i wouldnt be able to communicate it :/
#10
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#11
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jayt when the eff did you go green?
and i just got hired a week ago! i dont know anyone there to ask to cover for me, and i cant say it in spanish so even if i did i wouldnt be able to communicate it :/


youve been working there for a week and are considering calling in sick already?

better work on updating that resume.
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#12
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#13
"The early bird catches the worm first" but "The early worm gets killed first"

Just say this when you walk in, dont even let them say anything. They'll be so baffeled that they'll leave you alone and not ask questions
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#14
"sorry cant go to work today, im stuck in the pit right now. bbl lulz"
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youve been working there for a week and are considering calling in sick already?

better work on updating that resume.


ok, theres a pretty decent reason for it. I never get to see my dad, and he basically only invited me over when theres a good (boxing) fight on (i know were lame), and i havent seen him in about two or three months and the fight will be over by 11 so its perfect.
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ok, theres a pretty decent reason for it. I never get to see my dad, and he basically only invited me over when theres a good (boxing) fight on (i know were lame), and i havent seen him in about two or three months and the fight will be over by 11 so its perfect.



that is a weak reason to not go to work
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I need an excuse to either miss work altogether, or show up an hour late tomorrow. i work overnight from 10:15 - 5ish.
i know yall are slackers, cause were all in the pit right now instead of helping our mommies cook or something, so help me bromigos.


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#19
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that is a weak reason to not go to work


im not looking for judgment from a guitar forum. i just need some help!

and to the guy who said explosive lung cancer: youre my hero.
#20
your car battery died and you had to get your dad to jump start your car.
#22
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#24
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im not looking for judgment from a guitar forum. i just need some help!

and to the guy who said explosive lung cancer: youre my hero.



as soon as you post anything you risk being judged

anyways if your only gonna be gone for an hour why not tell your dad to record it and watch it with him after work

seriously, youve only been working for a week? dont risk getting fired for something that stupid
#26
Completely ignore work for a day and then on Sunday pretend that you got locked in your bedroom for over 12 hours. Say you had a lock on your window but the key wasn't in the room either and the doorhandle broke or something.
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#27
^your username blew my mind. and then i saw the . at the end of it and it put itself back together.

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as soon as you post anything you risk being judged

anyways if your only gonna be gone for an hour why not tell your dad to record it and watch it with him after work

seriously, youve only been working for a week? dont risk getting fired for something that stupid


cause i get off at 5 in the morning.
i worked twice on my birthday two days ago theyll give me a break. and i highly doubt ill get fired for coming in an hour late.
and seeing my dad once every couple of months isnt really that stupid to me, so **** off.
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#28
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im not looking for judgment from a guitar forum. i just need some help!

and to the guy who said explosive lung cancer: youre my hero.


I completely get it man, shit sucks when you're seperated from family, I'm the same way...

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#29
Quote by GoodnightHero
cause i get off at 5 in the morning.
i worked twice on my birthday two days ago theyll give me a break. and i highly doubt ill get fired for coming in an hour late. and seeing my dad once every couple of months isnt really that stupid to me, so **** off.


depends on the place. Your telling me that you really cant find another time to see with your dad? or think of something by yourself (cause its so hard right?)

but if your that confident why did you even come to the pit?

and i dont think your dad would want you to get in trouble at work just for him.

and im not gonna F'k off, i gave you advice.

you came to the pit with this thing, deal with it.
#30
why dont you just show up a little bit earlier to your dads then planned and leave a little earlier?
ive missed ALOT of things for work. sucks, but thats life
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#31
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cause i get off at 5 in the morning.
i worked twice on my birthday two days ago theyll give me a break. and i highly doubt ill get fired for coming in an hour late.
and seeing my dad once every couple of months isnt really that stupid to me, so **** off.



don't worry, so does everyone in the pit
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#32
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why dont you just show up a little bit earlier to your dads then planned and leave a little earlier?
ive missed ALOT of things for work. sucks, but thats life


loots like thats what ill have to do unless i can get away with explosive diarreah and then checking my stool for blood.
i know. this thread is depressing. haha

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#33
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Can't you just request the day off? Or ask a co-worker to cover for you?

Just say you're too sick.

this if you wanna go the 'respectable' way >.>
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#34
Just tell them you have to go in for a colonoscopy.
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#37
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Just tell them you have to go in for a colonoscopy.


Big Bang Theory reference?

Also just phone in sick and take the whole day (night?) off.
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#38
Just tell them something came up and you'll be an hour late. Asking for a night shift off isn't a great idea because it would be next to impossible to find someone to cover it.
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#39
I've used food poisoning a few times from: bad bbq's, Turkish restaurants and a lousy cooking BF. They've always felt for this.
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