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So Pit, what all do you think you'd have to do to take over the world?
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So Pit, what all do you think you'd have to do to take over the world?

wat?
#3
Become a dictator. Or be well loved.
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#5
you need to get the us out of the way first
dictator canada during arecesion in the us invade the us if that iswon the rest of the world should come easily
#6
Well yeah, you're gonna need some role of authority but that alone wont get you far. I think you'd need an army to do coup d'etas of other countries, also work out a fair tax system that also funds your conquest. And also religion would be a good way to get people to follow you, maybe break down all of them and make one that people are forced by law to abide too. Of course, that would cross the line with some people.

Never said you hadda be a JUST ruler.
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#7
Scratch my last idea, just a giant "lay-ser" on the mooon.

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#8
Write a religion more badass than any current religion so everyone drops their faith in the inferior religions and follows me into holyness and badassery.
I could be your savior Corruption. Follow me and you will be my right hand man once I take this world as my own.
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Write a religion more badass than any current religion so everyone drops their faith in the inferior religions and follows me into holyness and badassery.
I could be your savior Corruption. Follow me and you will be my right hand man once I take this world as my own.


I'm convinced. Lead me to salvation oh holy one.
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#10
Just get one of those giant cruise ships with sonic weapons and blast MGMT thru them. That should kill everyone except the hipsters; Use some Slayer to finish them off.
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Write a religion more badass than any current religion so everyone drops their faith in the inferior religions and follows me into holyness and badassery.
I could be your savior Corruption. Follow me and you will be my right hand man once I take this world as my own.

Sounds pretty simple on paper, all you'd have to do is convince everyone that you are God and can therefore re-write their religions.

Still... it has been tried several times before...
#13
who wants this old world? I'd rather happen upon another planet to rule. I'd establish my authority before there were other settlers. I don't have the time to start a religion or launch a military campaign.
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Write a religion more badass than any current religion so everyone drops their faith in the inferior religions and follows me into holyness and badassery.
I could be your savior Corruption. Follow me and you will be my right hand man once I take this world as my own.


So you mean Scientology?
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#15
Divide by zero


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#16
get my hands on a Fulton Recovery System
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#17
Hmm.. So Baldoor can be the head of the religion department.
I think SlackerBabbath would be a great General of the Military.

Taking control of the media would be very important. Make sure nobody knows about the plans of world conquering. Then they'd get paranoid. We'd need people on the inside of the internet, newspapers, news channels all around the world.
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Hmm.. So Baldoor can be the head of the religion department.
I think SlackerBabbath would be a great General of the Military.

I'd rather be head of the religion department. I think I can make a pretty good case for all religion being related, which would be an advantage in getting all religions to follow one single cause.
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First step, be rich enough to own 3% of the worlds money. Get it all in bills. Then find some way to destroy every computer in every bank everywhere. Since 97% of the worlds mine only exists digitally you would control all the worlds money. Therefore you would own every country or be able to buy every country out. Sounds easy eh?
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I'd rather be head of the religion department. I think I can make a pretty good case for all religion being related, which would be an advantage in getting all religions to follow one single cause.


Good point. Are you a good public speaker? And one more thing...

...to convince people, would you be willing to get the mark of two scars on each hand?
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Good point. Are you a good public speaker?

Well I'm the frontman for a band, so I have experience of public speaking.
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And one more thing...

...to convince people, would you be willing to get the mark of two scars on each hand?


Sure, I've worked in the metalworking industry, so my hands are already covered in scars, so four more shouldn't make much difference.
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First step, be rich enough to own 3% of the worlds money. Get it all in bills. Then find some way to destroy every computer in every bank everywhere. Since 97% of the worlds mine only exists digitally you would control all the worlds money. Therefore you would own every country or be able to buy every country out. Sounds easy eh?

I thought this was pretty clever. The flaw of course is that you'd be assasinated by international bankers before you got a chance to do anything with it.
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#23
All you need to do is have boobs, considering nearly every leader is a man, the world would fall like dominoes
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So Pit, what all do you think you'd have to do to take over the world?

Not invade Russia during the winter months.
#26
Well I guess I might have to call in my bestfriends.. I mean Batman and Ironman would help a little I guess..
#27
Make brain slushies!
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#28
First, I'd have to get rid of that pesky Alex Jones. He's always ruining my plans of world domination.

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#29
On a serious note, I'd attempt to take control of language. Phwoooah.

Screw taking control of their money or their laws, if I'm in control of the very basis of civilization, who's gonna question me?
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#30
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#32
Simply walk outside.
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#34
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All you need to do is have boobs, considering nearly every leader is a man, the world would fall like dominoes

A man's brain in a woman's body! The two most powerful weapons in the world combined! You'd be unstoppable!


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#35
Cure cancer, have the whole world lookup to you.

You can pretty much do whatever you want then..
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#39
People, I play Civilization so everyone step aside, I know what I'm doing.
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Sounds pretty simple on paper, all you'd have to do is convince everyone that you are God and can therefore re-write their religions.

Still... it has been tried several times before...

Jesus did that.
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