#1
My back garden!

Terrible little sods have almost taken over my garden. I have been laying slabs down for a summer house to go ontop of and I noticed a few of them have sunken into the ground.

I lifted up the slab and holy crap.

An entire ants nest was there, never seen anything like that since I was a kid! Millions of them.
Although while this might be pretty cool having my own aliens living in my garden, I checked all the other sunken slabs and they all have nests under them... So I have 5 nests in a 10m square.

Normally a magnifying glass is standard issue for ants, however, thats not gonna be enough.


How would the pit destroy 5 ants nests and make sure they dont come back?


PSN ID: ArranP
#3
They're ants...


...just leave them?
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#6
HOLY SHIT!

Ants!

I'd set my legions of earwigs on the bastards
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#8
Quote by CoreysMonster
Just tell genghisgahndi to come over, he'll take care of it.


by painting a swastika on the nest?
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#10
I tried befriending all the nests and spreading wild gossip about each opposing nest to start some kind of gang war, but communication is hard


PSN ID: ArranP
#12
Another kind of bug

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#13
Quote by apmaman
I tried befriending all the nests and spreading wild gossip about each opposing nest to start some kind of gang war, but communication is hard

They're ignoring you because they're plotting against you. They will come for you at night.
#14
Quote by Kensai
Another kind of bug




OT, flamethrower.


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#16
Uh, buddy... they make ant poision. You pour some on the nest then pour some water on it, they ingest it and all die within a week. The bags have enough poison for like 20 or 30 ant hills/nests/dwelling spaces

#17
Quote by the bartender
by painting a swastika on the nest?


**** you, he's an anteater!

Apparently pouring boiling water onto the nests works sometimes.
#18
At least you haven't got shitloads of worms.

*frantically searches for the Image of Homer losing to the worms*
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#19
I still fail to see the urgency. My garden has loads of ants nests, hell the stone wall out the back is full of them, every summer, for about one week, you can hardly go in the garden without ingesting hundreds of young queen ants. They don't do any harm (other than to your epiglottis is you swallow the bastards ¬¬
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#20
Quote by Todd Hart
I still fail to see the urgency. My garden has loads of ants nests, hell the stone wall out the back is full of them, every summer, for about one week, you can hardly go in the garden without ingesting hundreds of young queen ants. They don't do any harm (other than to your epiglottis is you swallow the bastards ¬¬


And you never considered setting them all on fire while laughing from behind them with an evil laugh?
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#21
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
And you never considered setting them all on fire while laughing from behind them with an evil laugh?


No. I like ants, they're pretty amazing.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#25
Quote by cornmancer
Are they trying to steal your cake?


What is this I want to play it. Is it fun?

Ant Buster, eh?
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#26
Just stick a garden hose down the anthill and flood the little bastards out.
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#29
Quote by cornmancer
Are they trying to steal your cake?



I just spent an hour playing this game thanks to that picture
God it takes me back

#30
i read the title and thought u meant the bonus level from C&C retaliation
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