#1
Okay pit, I'm finally 18.
Let's forget the far more well known UG'er, DirtyMakik for a few moments and focus on me.
Yay me!


(Okay, enough focusing on me. Back to him)
#3
Why are there so many birthday threads at the moment?

Rhetorical question
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#4
Quote by padgea7x
Why are there so many birthday threads at the moment?

Rhetorical question


Because people were born.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#5
Happy birthday dude i got you



viagra... because youll need it with the hookers
i'm Ginger its fun
#8
Quote by tyler_j
Trust me, you aren't missing much



see now you should have said

"but ive heard of you"


then


People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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If you have a question PM me and I will always get back to you.
#9
Quote by TheQuailman
Would like some roofies with that? Since you're legal now, I'm obliged to f*ck you.



I got the condoms


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#10
Quote by Deadlock Riff
see now you should have said

"but ive heard of you"


then




No
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#12
Happy birthday Tyler. Had I known I would have made you a thread.
I got you an obligatory birthday present but I'm keeping it for myself.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#14
Quote by PowerOfGlove
I'm 12 and what is this?


Its called anal penetraion, google it for more info.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#15
Quote by PowerOfGlove
I'm 12 and what is this?


You are 12? Well that's good enough. Lube up, slip on a condom and prepare yourself.

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#17
Quote by Jon777
*hey hai*


oh snap, K9 get the TARDIS ready!!



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#18
I got you this picture of The_Casinator.
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#19
Quote by rock.freak667
You are 12? Well that's good enough. Lube up, slip on a condom and prepare yourself.



Last edited by PowerOfGlove at Jul 31, 2010,
#20
Happy birthday! For your present I wrote you ten puns and entered them in a pun contest for you. Hope one of them wins!

#21
Happy Birthday! Don't worry man, no one will probably make me one either (tomorrow)

...

*hopes someone mysteriously makes me one tomorrow*