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#1
im on vacation and im staying at my aunt's house for the month .. i thought everyone was asleep, so i started choking the bishop, etc, then suddenly my (female) cousin bursts in to ask me if i want to eat a peach and saw my bishop out of the pants.. i quickly shoved it back in but the damage was done. after she slammed the door shut and left, i was a little shocked myself but the bishop wanted more action so i finished up.


now she can't even look at me in the eye anymore
#4
Why?
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#5
There's a thread for that. An old one. Try reviving it.
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#6
In the words of the anti-social league, So Fucking What?
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#8
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2/10

overuse of the 'bishop' metaphor totally ruined it

I'm with this guy here.
#10
My dad almost caught me the other day, but Im secretly a ninja who can see the future and has super hearing, so I managed not to get caught. Or maybe Im just a normal person and TS is a dumbass.
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#11
I remember when trolls used to be funny.
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#12
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I remember when trolls used to be funny.

were they ever?
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#17
I don't see what the problem is if you finished up...
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#18
She was just playing hard to get man
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#24
This is such a coincidence because I was just fapping over your cousin and the bishop walked in.
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#26
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This is such a coincidence because I was just fapping over your cousin and the bishop walked in.


You are the king sir.
#28
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This is such a coincidence because I was just fapping over your cousin and the bishop walked in.

you sir, are win.
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#29
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hahahah did somone just get sigged in my thread? thats awesome

i guess my cousin isn't completely ugly

2nd or 3rd cousin?
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#30
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2nd or 3rd cousin?


She's not bad, but I wouldn't want to have her straight off. One of his other cousins to warm up on and then her second.
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#31
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hahahah did somone just get sigged in my thread? thats awesome

i guess my cousin isn't completely ugly

No.
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#34
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I say pics of the cousin and we'll judge if she's hot or not

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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#35
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I say pics of the cousin and we'll judge if she's hot or not


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#36
The only thing to do now is catch HER sticking a fake bishop all up in her Vactican City.

Get pics.
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#38
hahaha.
I'll admit, if my cousin was smoking hot and came onto me...
I MIGHT have.
but, fortunately for me my cousins are trolls.
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#39
You should have invited her to join you. Mutual masturbation is perfectly fine.
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#40
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2/10

overuse of the 'bishop' metaphor totally ruined it
nice crit, Nick.
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