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I searched through 3 pages of 'fapping.' Yes, I'm lazy.

Ever walked in on someone else fapping? Who was it? What did you do?

I just went to summer camp where one kid was CONSTANTLY fapping. At night in the cabin, in the bathrooms, everywhere. I made snide references to it because he was a douche. /douche.
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#2
yeh i just went into my cousins room (he's here on holiday) to ask if he wants a peach and he was fapping... we haven't seen eye to eye since.
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#3
no but i walked in on my mate having sex. His sister told me his gf had gone home so i just went in his room then made a hasty exit as the girl was ugly and fat.
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Quote by Dempsey68
yeh i just went into my cousins room (he's here on holiday) to ask if he wants a peach and he was fapping... we haven't seen eye to eye since.


That wasn't predictable.


I still laughed though
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I caught myself fapping in the mirror
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I caught myself fapping in the mirror

Were you grunting loudly?
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yeh i just went into my cousins room (he's here on holiday) to ask if he wants a peach and he was fapping... we haven't seen eye to eye since.


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#8
I walked in on my father once. And yes, i did spank him and he's not allowed on the computer for another month! Gah and under my roof too.
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Were you grunting loudly?


reference to that guy who was grunting loudly like a bull ?

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    #12
    walked in on my old roommate fapping in the living room too many times.

    he didn't even make an attempt to pull his pants up.
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    I caught in separte moments both my mother and my father....fml.
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    #16
    I caught my brother fapping once...i opened the door and there it was..his hard, erect penis sticking straight up in the air. It was horrible
    #17
    Walked in on my flatmate once. Went in to see if he wanted anything from the shops and saw a video of some guy pounding away on his laptop screen, and he just shouted at me to get out We've never spoken of it since
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    I caught my brother fapping once...i opened the door and there it was..his hard, erect penis sticking straight up in the air. It was horrible



    Did you come on to him?
    What a long strange trip it's been

    Nothing to see here.

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    #19
    I once woke up to find the chick I was seeing going at me.
    Does that count?

    I should point out that I was actually reasonably annoyed at this, I was so friggin tired and when I finished I couldn't get back to sleep.

    (That's actually a true story as well.)
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    Quote by smartalec007
    Were you grunting loudly?

    Well, I did try to contain myself...
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    #21
    Quote by the_wassel
    No, but my brother used to fap all the time when we shared a room.

    And I heard it.

    All the time.

    Fap. Fap. Fap.

    -Twitches-


    No, but I have the exact opposite story to you. Well, except I share a room with 2 brothers

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    Quote by Casketcreep
    I once woke up to find the chick I was seeing going at me.
    Does that count?

    I should point out that I was actually reasonably annoyed at this, I was so friggin tired and when I finished I couldn't get back to sleep.

    (That's actually a true story as well.)


    Oh, I hope that's true. That's hilarious.
    #24
    I caught my reflection "fapping". The filthy bastard!
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    I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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    Please tell me you don't have the top bunk...



    yes, my younger brother is in the bottom bunk and my older brother is on the floor atm. I'm fairly certain my older brother has never caught me though.

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    #26
    Quote by metallicafan616
    yes, my younger brother is in the bottom bunk and my older brother is on the floor atm. I'm fairly certain my older brother has never caught me though.


    Have they ever wanked over you wanking?
    They made me do push ups in drag

    I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

    Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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    #28
    Quote by metallicafan616
    yes, my younger brother is in the bottom bunk and my older brother is on the floor atm. I'm fairly certain my older brother has never caught me though.


    by that, i'm guessing your younger brother has...

    if he asks what you're doing, tell him theres a snake in your pants and you're trying to strangle it.

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    #30
    Quote by chase09
    I've always wondered why it's called fapping. If you really are doing it so fast/hard that it's making a "fap" noise, you need to get laid.


    #35
    Quote by chase09
    I've always wondered why it's called fapping. If you really are doing it so fast/hard that it's making a "fap" noise, you need to get laid.
    erm, if you're doing it at all, you need to get laid. that's why you do it.
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    #40
    Yeah there was this one kid that was doing it on the toilet. You could see the shadow of his hand moving up and down really fast.

    We started saying shit like "damn dude, don't you hate it when you're trying to masturbate and people keep talking?".

    We made it apparent that we knew he was doing it, and HE KEPT GOING!
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