#1
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I got you athlete's foot cream. Because I hear things.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#2
Happy Birthday Dude!

I got you these!


Cuz I hear things.....
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Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#3


I got you Aishwarya Rai! Because I hear things.

Sent you a text also, forgot to mention that you can't reply to it since I sent it from skype.
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#4
^I though Vintage was a chick. Condoms are only going to be useful for her boyfriend.

MY DEEPEST APLOLOGIES that typo was intended IF YOU AREN'T A CHICK AND I CONFUSED YOU WITH SOMEONE ELSE, BUT I WAS FAIRLY SURE YOU ARE

and I got you new game you can play with your friends
Last edited by cornmancer at Aug 1, 2010,
#6
I got you these:



Because I hear things.


(btw, kudos to Cory on the OP)
Meadows
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#7


I got you this, because I don't hear things.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#10
Happy birthday
*-)
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#11


I got you a hearing aid, because i hear things, and you don't.


EDIT: ^^^ I kept the receipt.
Last edited by bendystraw at Aug 1, 2010,
#14
Happy Birthday!

I got you 50 Cent and an headache



and some plastic poo:

This will start a RIOT! in me
#15
Happy birthday Saadia.

I got you a Watusi Bull. Because I imagine things.
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#17
I think we are friends. So I got you a friend renewal notice.
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warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#21
Speaking of hearing things,
I hear you just got back from a trip and hadn't been online while we were doing this.

So I got you these flowers as a welcome back.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#22
Happy birthday! I got you a dog



And a litter of kittens


And get out of jail free card, in case, you know. You hear things.


My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#23
Happy birthday, Saaadiaa! I got you Stephen! He is being shipped over there right now. Who doesnt want a Steppy?


Oh and a cake too!




edit: OMGYAY SYK is back. UG wasnt the same
YELLOWFRIZBEE s FreezerBurn


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Last edited by yellowfrizbee at Aug 4, 2010,
#25
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And get out of jail free card, in case, you know. You hear things.



That is one old piece of paper! lol

I forgot to say the other day I also got you Michael Cole. You may not know who it is, but it doesn't matter. Let's just say he likes your username

This will start a RIOT! in me
#26
awwwwwwww thank you everyone! sorry I'm a bit late, i just got home from bangladesh
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#28
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Happy Birthday!


Here's a bunch of c ookies!


at 3am you are making me hungry!
This will start a RIOT! in me
#29
omg, saadia, our birthdays are so close together! yay!

(mine was yesterday)


happy birthday, honey
#30
Quote by Paramore.
at 3am you are making me hungry!

Im sorry

Its near 8 AM here, and im about to have breakfast
#31
Happy belated birthday!

I got you a pet rock


Sadly, it is incapable of hearing things
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

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PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#32
Quote by unet
Im sorry

Its near 8 AM here, and im about to have breakfast


awesome. When I did my Wheatabix today it just came out a watery mess...
This will start a RIOT! in me
#33
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edit: OMGYAY SYK is back. UG wasnt the same
i don't wanna take a lot of attention away from the guest of honour at this party so i'll keep it short and sweet. thanks friz!
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#34
Happy Birthday!
I got you this album, so you can hear Ting Tings...
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Damn you, bodyheatseeker

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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.