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#1
Today has been the worst day of my life. Last night we broke into camp bestival and so my friends stashed their bags so they wouldnt have to carry them. So we got real drunk and danced till the music stopped.

Then I went with my friends to get their bags but it was shut off so we asked the police if they could go get their bags. They sat us down and then said "you are under arrest on suspicion of rape"

I could not believe my ears as all of us had been in this one tent dancing literally all night. So today I have spent staring at a cieling for hours on end and also they swabbed my dick and everywhere else. They have taken my clothes aswell and I have to drive 30 minutes to get them back.

The girl who was supposedly raped by us apparently didnt even make the complaint it was some guy who saw she was drunk and getting ****ed. So he got us all locked up for a night until they let us go. The police even had the nerve to make out that the girl was an idiot for not pressing charges on us and gave the impression that they thought we were sick ****s.

I have lost a whole lot of respect for the police now. They didn't even ask my side of the story. Literally just sat around getting swabbed everywhere without being told anything.
#2
Well did you rape her?
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#4
The only thing I raped last night was the dance floor. The police didnt even apologize or give us a lift home. Even though they drove us an hour away from my car for something we didnt even do.
#5
Sue them for arresting you when there was absolutely no evidence against you, they didn't even listen to your side of the story, and by the sounds of it didn't even see if you fit the description of this "rapist"?
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#7
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Literally just sat around getting swabbed everywhere
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#8
Thats some serious shit. And can you really be held for SUSPICION of rape? I mean to have suspicion they need probable cause which it looks like they didnt. Know your rights TS.


PS: Probable cause is almost always a bullshit excuse to hold people against their will. I can't fucking stand that law.
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#9
I smell lawsuit?
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#10
It was literally because my friends bags were hidden near to where the girl was seen ****ing someone. Apparently we were returning to the scene of the crime.

It just annoys me that they still think we've done wrong even though we literally did nothing.
#11
well you got arrested for rape you didnt do
now you got a free pass!
thats how the law works now right?
#12
Here's the plan.
1) Wait until she's 16
2) Have consensual sex with her
3) Uhm
4) That's it.
#13
Quote by Greenie_777
It was literally because my friends bags were hidden near to where the girl was seen ****ing someone. Apparently we were returning to the scene of the crime.

It just annoys me that they still think we've done wrong even though we literally did nothing.


Again, welcome to how justice works. They're more interested in results than actually getting the right person.

But man, that sucks. As a recreational skater, I can relate. Even if you literally did nothing wrong, cops still think you did something wrong. Well, at least the douchy ones.
#14
Quote by supersac
well you got arrested for rape you didnt do
now you got a free pass!
thats how the law works now right?


Try getting driven an hour away from where you need to be only to have samples taken from your dick, then sitting in a room with a toilet and a thin mattress for entertainment for hours with no info when you've literally done nothing wrong.
#15
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Try getting driven an hour away from where you need to be only to have samples taken from your dick, then sitting in a room with a toilet and a thin mattress for entertainment for hours with no info when you've literally done nothing wrong.


yeah the system sucks ive been arrested because they though i robbed someplace it sucks but you have to make light of the situation on the way out i took their stapler
#17
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yeah the system sucks ive been arrested because they though i robbed someplace it sucks but you have to make light of the situation on the way out i took their stapler


So you robbed the cops?
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#19
That sucks. I don't know how it works in England (I'm assuming) but here you could just say you want a lawyer and they have to stop talking to you and give you a lawyer.
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#21
Seems to me its not the cops fault, or the girls fault, its your own fault for breaking into a camp, and stashing your bags in the wrong place.
#22
Should I ask the skin colour question, in the hope of bringing back some gangsta rhymes?
#23
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Sue them for arresting you when there was absolutely no evidence against you, they didn't even listen to your side of the story, and by the sounds of it didn't even see if you fit the description of this "rapist"?
Even though I don't think you should sue them, you probably could (depending on who was around when you were arrested). I saw on the news that some 5 year old kid (and his parents) sued a shop for "defamation of character" because they accused him of stealing a pack of crisps, which his mum then produced the receipt for. He won.
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#25
A drunk girl is getting ****d.
What else is new?
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#26
I'd sue them.


And rape the girl just to do it.
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yeah the system sucks ive been arrested because they though i robbed someplace it sucks but you have to make light of the situation on the way out i took their stapler




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Also I think you can file a lawsuit, but I'm not sure how that works where you're at.
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#29
Why didn't they just take a cheek sample?
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#30
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Why didn't they just take a cheek sample?


Have you tried putting your cheek in a womans vagina?
#31
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Why didn't they just take a cheek sample?


Because they weren't really policemen.

TS, you were raped in your sleep by a paedophile pretending to be a policeman.
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#32
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Again, welcome to how justice works. They're more interested in results than actually getting the right person.

But man, that sucks. As a recreational skater, I can relate. Even if you literally did nothing wrong, cops still think you did something wrong. Well, at least the douchy ones.


Woah, I read that as "recreational stalker"...

I was like, well, I suppose...Ermm....Oh wait! Skater!
Wait.



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#33
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Again, welcome to how justice works. They're more interested in results than actually getting the right person.

But man, that sucks. As a recreational skater, I can relate. Even if you literally did nothing wrong, cops still think you did something wrong. Well, at least the douchy ones.

And what about the right to a fair trial, having to prove beyond a reasonable doubt, and the appeal system? That's all just for show, right?
#35
So, wait. A drunk, underage girl got f*cked at a music festival, someone claimed she got raped? That's bullsh*t from the start. It's what happens at festivals-drunk people f*ck other drunk people.
#37
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You guys know it's entirely absurd to suggest suing the police for this, correct?

^This, even though it would work if you got a good lawyer. They made a mistake.It is unfortunate, and wrong that they labeled/acted as if you were a rapist, but theres really nothing you can do.
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#38
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Seems to me its not the cops fault, or the girls fault, its your own fault for breaking into a camp, and stashing your bags in the wrong place.


Not to be a dick TS, but this guy's hit the nail on the head.
#39
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So, wait. A drunk, underage girl got f*cked at a music festival, someone claimed she got raped? That's bullsh*t from the start. It's what happens at festivals-drunk people f*ck other drunk people.


People get raped too.
#40
This all sounds a bit fishy to me... Are you sure they were police and not just some people who had bought too many cotton swabs and rented a shed for no reason, so decided to have a bit of a laugh at the expense of people sneaking in to a festival?
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