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#1
That's right, lads. This is the chance you've all been waiting for, the chance to become UG's ideal man! "The ideal man, huh?" is what you are probably thinking right now. "But for who, Cas?" Well, for ilikepirates of course! Fact is, she doesn't have a boyfriend. And that is terrible. Therefore, we decided to see if UG has the man.

But Cas, What do I have to do?
It is simple, you just fill out the questions Antis0cial and me have written out below, and if you want you can also write a motiviation with it, or post a nice picture of yourself!

And what if I win?

Then you can take Kage back to hell.
Then you get to wear the honorable title of "UG's ideal man", and at the very least, you will probably get ilikepirates' attention!

The Questions:

What's your name?

Where do you live?

How old are you?

What are your hobbies?

Are you a virgin?

Are you fertile?

Smoker/Drinker?

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Ninjas or pirates?

Pandas or otters?

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey?

Do you like to make people happy?

Can you make someone laugh?

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach?

Messy or tidy?

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it?

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?

How much money do you make in a month?

what colour shoes are you wearing?


Disclaimers:
*This competition is all in good fun. Don't be afraid that the consequences will never be the same.
*Ilikepirates, aka Merlene does not know about this. This is not an attempt of her to get attention. If you feel like ranting, do it to me, but it won't help
*Females can also enter the competition. They will be required to wear a mustache.


Well, good people of the pit, get to it! Good luck, and godspeed!

The_CasinEDIT:
And the loveable, amazing, hot and super smart judges are:
ilikepirates, RevaM1ssP1ss, Antis0cial and myself.

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED FOR NEW SUBMISSIONS.
Last edited by The_Casinator at Aug 4, 2010,
#2
I shall do this in the morning

Edit:


What's your name? Jay

Where do you live? New Zealand

How old are you? 18

What are your hobbies? Skating, fishing, beach walks, drums and guitar.

Are you a virgin? Nope.

Are you fertile? Yes.

Smoker/Drinker? Drinker occasionally.

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Ninjas or pirates? Pirates

Pandas or otters? Pandas.

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey? Cheetah. They're awesome.

Do you like to make people happy? Yes

Can you make someone laugh? Easily. Always.

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach? Walk

Messy or tidy? Tidy mostly.

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it? Nope.

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair? Technically they are. But nope.

How much money do you make in a month? Enough to pay for Uni and everything else

what colour shoes are you wearing? White DCs.
RIP Tom Searle.
Last edited by MH400 at Aug 2, 2010,
#4
Quote by Dirge Humani
lolMerleneIsGonnaBeSoEmbarassed

Probably. I will take full responsability. It's ok, I can take whipping.
#5
The Questions:

What's your name?
Mattias

Where do you live?
In the brutal, cold, norse regions of Denmark

How old are you?
20

What are your hobbies?
Wrestling bears

Are you a virgin?
I lost my virginity before my dad

Are you fertile?
I have to apply a triple layer of condoms, just to be safe

Smoker/Drinker?
I don't fill my lungs with dirt, except for cigars on special occasions.
I drink mead like my ancestors

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Ninjas or pirates?
Vikings

Pandas or otters?
Otters!

What are your hobbies?
Wrestling more bears

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey?
A cheetah

Do you like to make people happy?
Anyone except bears

Can you make someone laugh?
Anyone except bears

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach?
Romantic picnic on the beach

Messy or tidy?
Systematic chaos

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it?
No

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
Technically, yes. But no

How much money do you make in a month?
Enough

what colour shoes are you wearing?
Black as death itself
#6
What's your name?
Glenn

Where do you live?
The Netherlands

How old are you?
18

What are your hobbies?
music making, listening, producing. And photography and computers

Are you a virgin?
nope

Are you fertile?
very, I know this for a fact

Smoker/Drinker?
drinker, no smoking
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Ninjas or pirates?
pirates

Pandas or otters?
otters.... sorry merlene

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey?
cheetah

Do you like to make people happy?
yeah I like to make most people happy

Can you make someone laugh?
I can very easily

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach?
picnic, I like food

Messy or tidy?
tidy
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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it?
Yes, if it doesn't cost anything that is

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
I do not

How much money do you make in a month?
bout €2000-3000. It varies

what colour shoes are you wearing?
None
#8
Quote by Dirge Humani
lolMerleneIsGonnaBeSoEmbarassed

lol i no rite shes gonna lol tho cuz she nos that cas is jus messin round and all. cuz in a way, ug iz a famile, an family mess aroun wit each oter, evenb tho they lov each othher


The amount of love shown towards girls on the internet is kind of sad.
#9
The Questions:

What's your name?
Anthony James Sproson

Where do you live?
The UK, a little north of Manchester.

How old are you?
19.

What are your hobbies?
Music as a whole, Classical composing, Guitar, Piano, Singing, spending time with friends, Racing, Photography and Sculpture.

Are you a virgin?
Nope.

Are you fertile?
Very.

Smoker/Drinker?
Light drinker, i prefer bottled beer over pint/glass - i also like to try the random stuff you see advertised in bars, my favorite drink is a Brazilian Monk

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Ninjas or pirates?
Ninja's always.

Pandas or otters?
Otters - they're much more interesting.

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey?
Cheetah - that way i'd be worthy of being Chuck Norris's number one man.

Do you like to make people happy?
Always - to the extent that i suffer in turn.

Can you make someone laugh?
Let me show you

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach?
Both

Messy or tidy?
Organized Chaos (aka tidy )
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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it?
Probably not, sexual preference wouldn't bother me so long as we're close.

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
By definition it is?

How much money do you make in a month?
I'm a student studying English Literature - so ya know, none.

what colour shoes are you wearing?
Black Ox Converse.

Picture of me on the left with the infamous Brazilian Monk:



If i get shooped, i have only myself to blame
You Dont Know Me

I have 10 Anarchy Points - I also have 8 Mythology points!

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Last edited by Anthony1991 at Aug 2, 2010,
#10
Quote by genghisgandhi

The amount of love shown towards girls on the internet is kind of sad.


Agreed. But. Merlene is one of the ones actually worth being nice to She's one of the nicest people I'll probably never meet, lol
RIP Tom Searle.
#11
Quote by xFilth
The Questions:

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach?
Romantic picnic on the beach



Sand in food....
#12
Quote by ilikepirates
My face is bright red right now.





... oh God you poor thing....


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#13
^ It can be. But this isn't - it's funny.

EDIT: Wow, quadruple ninja'd. Meant that for genghis.
Quote by ilikepirates
My face is bright red right now.

My name is Danny. Call me that.
#15
Quote by MH400
Agreed. But. Merlene is one of the ones actually worth being nice to She's one of the nicest people I'll probably never meet, lol


I'm doing it for the title I don't know who she is or anything, i've probably seen posts but that's it.
You Dont Know Me

I have 10 Anarchy Points - I also have 8 Mythology points!

Peavey Generation EXP Custom White
Yamaha 120S Black
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Quote by mrfinkle213
This man has brains.

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Banned for indirect reference.
#16
Quote by genghisgandhi
lol i no rite shes gonna lol tho cuz she nos that cas is jus messin round and all. cuz in a way, ug iz a famile, an family mess aroun wit each oter, evenb tho they lov each othher


The amount of love shown towards girls on the internet is kind of sad.

It is a bit exaggerated, yes. But this is for fun, man.
Quote by ZeGuitarist
Stuck for a (little) bit.

Thanks Jan.
#17
Quote by ZeGuitarist
Stuck for a (little) bit.


Brilliant!
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#19
I do not know why I am doing this. It is probably because insomnia.

What's your name?

Jay

Where do you live?

Currently Seattle, Washington. But I shall travel someday.

How old are you?

19, for a couple more months anyway.

What are your hobbies?

Guitaring of course, writing, teh sports when I get the chance.

Are you a virgin?

Si.

Are you fertile?

Most likely, though I do not know for certain.

Smoker/Drinker?

Drinking and a 'certain sort of smoking' only in social situations. The 'conventional sort of smoking' after I have done one or both of the others, or when I am depressed.

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Ninjas or pirates?

Though I myself am a ninja, I believe we should ally ourselves with pirates in order to destroy the Russians and their Bear Calvary.

Pandas or otters?

It is a known fact that otters are giant douches. Therefore, pandas.

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey?

Cheetah, because I can outrun a donkey and I'm not a pussy.

Do you like to make people happy?

Yes.

Can you make someone laugh?

Constantly. My hijinks are a never-ending source of mirth.

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach?

Romantic picnic on the beach.

Messy or tidy?

I am tidy. But I don't mind mess.

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it?

Putting aside the extreme hypothetical-ness of both said test and said unborn baby, no. If it's that big of a deal, wait ~15 years and find out for free. Tests like that are not cheap.

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?

Yes. They are hair and they are on your face. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

How much money do you make in a month?

None because I am in college. But I shall soon make millions as a underworld kingpin.

what colour shoes are you wearing?

BAREFOOT BITCH
kill all humans
#21
Quote by ZeGuitarist
Stuck for a (little) bit.

daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#22
i'll give it a go...

The Questions:

What's your name? WIKI, yeah like the site.

Where do you live? melbourne australia

How old are you? 21

What are your hobbies? collecting sneakers, dancing, fun shit like go karting and p-ballin

Are you a virgin? no

Are you fertile? yeah

Smoker/Drinker? drink dont smoke...do if it's green.

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Ninjas or pirates? ninjas, though I hear they dont even 'exist'.

Pandas or otters? pandas, bearz pwn

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey? cheetah...it would be himiliating to be bitten by a donkey, cheetahs are vicious beasts, if it were to happen I hope he goes for my face.

Do you like to make people happy? yeah, I destroy what crumb of dignity I have to do it.

Can you make someone laugh? ^^

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach? picnic...food is awesome...

Messy or tidy? messy

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it? nah, I've got respect.

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair? impartial to the technicality of facial hair, i dont ponder these things.

How much money do you make in a month? between 2 to 3 grand

what colour shoes are you wearing? green and gold, oakland a's baby
yo.

I BELIEVE
#23
I shall do it for great justice.

What's your name? Alexander
Where do you live? The Kingdom (the united one, that is)
How old are you? 19
What are your hobbies? Guitar, forum dwelling, building stuff
Are you a virgin? Fuck yeah
Are you fertile? How do I determine this?
Smoker/Drinker? No/No

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Ninjas or pirates? As much as I admire Ninjas for their self-discipline, I'm gonna have to go with Pirates on this one. They have all the DVDs.
Pandas or otters? Otters. Anyone who dislikes otters just doesn't know how to cook them

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey? Cheetah. At least it means I was in some sort of exotic location where I encountered a cheetah. Being bitten by a donkey would be more embarassing.

Do you like to make people happy? I do, and I try to, but don't always succeed

Can you make someone laugh? Not everyone

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach? Why are these mutually exclusive? Picnic on the beach, followed by a romantic walk

Messy or tidy? I wouldn't call it messy. I call it "organised in a non-linear fashion".

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it? No, because I would not want to treat a gay son any differently to a straight one. Although I have nothing against gay people, I think if I knew beforehand, it would affect me on a subconcious level, causing me to treat him differently in some way or another. I would still love my son, though

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair? It's hair on the face. What else could it be? I guess the distinction lies in the fact that they don't require regular trimming as they don't seem to grow constantly, unlike for example a beard. However, they do grow back if you trim them. I do not believe that this disqualifies them from the status of facial hair

How much money do you make in a month? I'm unemployed. There goes my chance of being the ideal man.

what colour shoes are you wearing? Brown
#24
Quote by alexmonty12
Wait.. is 16 legal?

It's not like you're going to get some, so hold that snake in it's cage.
#26
Well this will be funny as hell if nothing else

What's your name?
Dan

Where do you live?
Kansas City

How old are you?
14

What are your hobbies?
Music and video games

Are you a virgin?
Yes

Are you fertile?
Last time I checked

Smoker/Drinker?
Neither

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Ninjas or pirates?
Ninjas. Why is this even a question, it's obviously ninjas

Pandas or otters?
Pandas, duh

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey?
Cheetah

Do you like to make people happy?
Most of the time

Can you make someone laugh?
I know I should be responding to this with a joke, but it's 8 in the morning and the part of my brain that creates jokes doesn't work beyond the capacity of jokes a 6-year-old would make

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach?
Picnic

Messy or tidy?
Messy

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it?
Nah, stuff like that doesn't matter.

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
...I guess. wha?

How much money do you make in a month?
None

what colour shoes are you wearing?
Not wearing shoes at the moment.
#27
I would love to offer my services and put myself forward as a judge.
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#28
Quote by sashki

Pandas or otters? Otters. Anyone who dislikes otters just doesn't know how to cook them


You sick sick man, you are out now.

And yes I can do that. I have veto powers.
#29
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
I would love to offer my services and put myself forward as a judge.


We were already talking about you as a judge reva....
#30
I might as well do this >.<

What's your name? - Aaron

Where do you live? - The arse end of nowhere, Plymouth, England

How old are you? - 16

What are your hobbies? Guitar, Music, SHooting :3

Are you a virgin? - Yes

Are you fertile? I'm assuming so

Smoker/Drinker? Well, yes.

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Ninjas or pirates? Pirates anyday.

Pandas or otters? Pandas, because they could beat otters up

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey? A donkey.

Do you like to make people happy? If i like them, yes.

Can you make someone laugh? I'd like to think so.

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach? Picnic pl0x

Messy or tidy? Inbetween

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it? Nope

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair? Yes, as it is hair that grows upon the face.

How much money do you make in a month? Last month, £1744.80

what colour shoes are you wearing? Black and Green



>.>`


`<.<
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#31
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
I would love to offer my services and put myself forward as a judge.


We were just discussing judges, Me, you, Cas and Antis0cial
#33
The Questions:

What's your name?
Rasik.

Where do you live?
India

How old are you?
20

What are your hobbies?
Making/playing/listening to music. Pedals. Books. Cookies. Nature.

Are you a virgin?
There's only one way to find out...

Are you fertile?
As far as i know...

Smoker/Drinker?
Used to, and yes.
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Ninjas or pirates?
Ninjas. They don't need ammo.
Plus, they bathe regularly and probably have more job security.

Pandas or otters?
Pandas. Any freaking day.

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey?
Cheetah. Assuming both were non fatal (fatal donkey lol), it'd be more badass to have a cheetah bite.

Do you like to make people happy?
Yes.

Can you make someone laugh?
Yes.

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach?
A romantic walk on a picnic.
Or a romantic picnic on the beach.

Messy or tidy?
Scruffy.

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it?
Yes, so id know how pink/blue to make his/her wallpaper.

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
Yes....seeing as they are.

How much money do you make in a month?
Nil. Im a student.
I do have a pretty good loss per month going on though.

What colour shoes are you wearing?
Im not wearing shoes. But generally, white with grafitti or black converse.

Disclaimers:
*This competition is all in good fun. Don't be afraid that the consequences will never be the same.
*Ilikepirates, aka Merlene knows about this now. This is not an attempt of her to get attention. If you feel like ranting, do it to me, but it won't help, she's going to kill me before any of you can.
*Females can also enter the competition. They will be required to wear a mustache.
Last edited by unet at Aug 2, 2010,
#34
Quote by King Twili
Are you a virgin? - Yes


Fixed.
You Dont Know Me

I have 10 Anarchy Points - I also have 8 Mythology points!

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This man has brains.

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#36
Quote by sashki
But then what if she picks one of the judges?


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You Dont Know Me

I have 10 Anarchy Points - I also have 8 Mythology points!

Peavey Generation EXP Custom White
Yamaha 120S Black
Korg AX5G
Digitech Whammy
Zvex Fuzz Factory
Boss OS2

Quote by mrfinkle213
This man has brains.

Quote by CoreysMonster
Banned for indirect reference.
Last edited by Anthony1991 at Aug 2, 2010,
#37
What's your name?
John

Where do you live?
Nova Scotia

How old are you?
23

What are your hobbies?
Music, Wakeboarding, Camping, Road tripping

Are you a virgin?
No

Are you fertile?
Yes?

Smoker/Drinker?
neither

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Ninjas or pirates?
Arr, pirates!

Pandas or otters?
Pandas

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey?
Donkey

Do you like to make people happy?
Yes ma'am

Can you make someone laugh?
Yes ma'am

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach?
Is the weather good? hmm...picnic

Messy or tidy?
Messy

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it?
Wtf...No???

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
No

How much money do you make in a month?
2000 and change

what colour shoes are you wearing?
White

Edit: Me looking awesome (as per the usual)
Last edited by JohnnyV at Aug 5, 2010,
#38
Quote by Anthony1991
Fixed.






There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#39
What's your name? Alex

Where do you live? Bel Air, Maryland

How old are you? 16

What are your hobbies? Guitar, bass, recording, video games, sleeping.

Are you a virgin? Yes

Are you fertile? Yes

Smoker/Drinker? No

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Ninjas or pirates? Pirates

Pandas or otters? No one cares about otters. Pandas

Would you rather get bitten by a cheetah or by a donkey? Donkey

Do you like to make people happy? Yes

Can you make someone laugh? Yes

A picnic or a romantic walk on the beach? Picnic

Messy or tidy? Tidy

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If their was a test to see if your unborn baby is gay, would you take it? Yes

Do you consider eyebrows facial hair? No

How much money do you make in a month? $0-$80

what colour shoes are you wearing? None, but my shoes are black.

I'm so gonna lose...
#40
Quote by King Twili





Sorry but it HAD to be done
You Dont Know Me

I have 10 Anarchy Points - I also have 8 Mythology points!

Peavey Generation EXP Custom White
Yamaha 120S Black
Korg AX5G
Digitech Whammy
Zvex Fuzz Factory
Boss OS2

Quote by mrfinkle213
This man has brains.

Quote by CoreysMonster
Banned for indirect reference.