#1
Ok, so recently i have started shaving my hair down there, and it doesn't seem to be working. I used to trim the old bush, but have decided to shave it all. Whenever I do, i cut myself really bad, and i can't finish the job. I am using a cheap disposable razor, and edge 3 shaving cream. Any tips?
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#2
Don't move the razor sideways
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Don't move the razor sideways

I don't. I've tried going straight up, and straight down. Either way, i still manage to nick myself
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Ok, so recently i have started shaving my hair down there, and it doesn't seem to be working. I used to trim the old bush, but have decided to shave it all. Whenever I do, i cut myself really bad, and i can't finish the job. I am using a cheap disposable razor, and edge 3 shaving cream. Any tips?


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#11
Disposables work fine. Just pointing it out.

And I fail to see how you can cut yourself without moving the razor sideways.

Just smoothly shave in the direction the hair grows (with the grain) and don't push the razor against your skin, aim to remove hair gradually not completely remove all the hair in one go.

And never, ever shave down there. Prickly cut hairs - sensitive area = rash, itching, generally discomfort etc.
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I am using a cheap disposable razor


Therein lies your problem. I'd imagine your manhood is slightly more important than saving a bit of money on a razor.
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And never, ever shave down there. Prickly cut hairs - sensitive area = rash, itching, generally discomfort etc.

What should I do then besides shave?
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#14
Trim with scissors to about 0.5-1cm, but don't shave - it'll just grow back really prickly and itchy, especially as everything rubs together.
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What should I do then besides shave?


Scissors, and not too short. Like blue strat said, about 5 mm.

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What is this shit I'm hearing about an electric razor, girl razors...Nigga please. I'm completely bald downstairs and I barely, if EVER, cut myself. Just pay attention to what youre doing, which is putting a SHARP BLADE NEAR YOUR ****, and be careful. Its kinda like sweep picking, in order for it to come out cleanly, you need to do it slowly and precisely first. Then once you got the hang of it, go to town.
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What is this shit I'm hearing about an electric razor, girl razors...Nigga please. I'm completely bald downstairs and I barely, if EVER, cut myself. Just pay attention to what youre doing, which is putting a SHARP BLADE NEAR YOUR ****, and be careful. Its kinda like sweep picking, in order for it to come out cleanly, you need to do it slowly and precisely first. Then once you got the hang of it, go to town.



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Use a chainsaw. Does wonders.


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#23
trim>shave. Everyone knows this.
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#25
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This. I've never used a disposable and I never plan to. They look like so much hassle and much more expensive in the long run.

I also have a proffesional trimmer for my beard, but that's only because I don't like to be without facial hair.
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#29
That irritation is because you're using too precise an instrument, TS. You're getting in between the hairs and fkn up your skin. That's how you're cutting yourself too. You need to use something that won't get in there like that. I recommend hedge clippers.

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#33
It just takes a little practice dude. My first clean shave I cut myself a couple places, but now I can do it basically without thinking about it. Also electric razors are your friend.
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Have your bitch shave you with her teeth. Then make her floss with your pubis.
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#37
The disposable razor isnt good for crotch shaving. Use a good one with a nice smooth action and dispose of the blade afterward. I actually prefer cheap disposables on my face but a nice smooth one is better for the crotch.