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#1
LAMMERGEIER
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#2
Oh come on Dyers, you can do better than that.

EDIT: 2010 awards thread, ron666 as 3rd n00b OTY and 3rd best phrase.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
Last edited by ctfod at Aug 2, 2010,
#3
Oh, Steven, you dirty boy.

Good way to end the thread, if I may say so myself.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
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#5
Martin?
Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#6
Quote by destroy_techno
What am I Fish? Some Dutch person who isn't really in the show at all?

Nope.

Edna Krabapple.


And Martin is the fat pretentious kid.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
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#7
So Fred is Martin?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#8
I was sort of hoping there was a metal band called Blumpkin'
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

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Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#9
Quote by ctfod
Oh come on Dyers, you can do better than that.

EDIT: 2010 awards thread, ron666 as 3rd n00b OTY and 3rd best phrase.

ron666
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#11
I played Dungeons and Dragons yesterday.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#12
I have always wanted to play D&D, but I don't know anyone who would with me.
I can take a road that'll see me through.
#13
Quote by Scout1011
I have always wanted to play D&D, but I don't know anyone who would with me.


Almost same situation here, although I'm pretty sure I'd have to be the Gamemaster either way, and I would suck at that.
#14
Dungeons and Dragons is only as good as the people you are playing with.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#15
I'd agree with that.


Whatever happened to our D&D group Proggy?
Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#17
Might as well wear a chastity belt and swear an oath to never climax by anything other than your own hand, lads.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#18
Says the Boris fan.
Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#19
Quote by illuminatiano
Might as well wear a chastity belt and swear an oath to never climax by anything other than your own hand, lads.


I've been playing DnD for 20+ years.

Do you really want to compare our sexual history?

Do you?
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#20
Quote by VampireGoldfish
I've been playing DnD for 20+ years.

Do you really want to compare our sexual history?

Do you?


I know karate, bitch.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#21
Quote by eazy-c
Says the Boris fan.


I don't want to hear it, you dirty hipster garbage.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#22
15 years of Shaolin Chuan fa
14 Years of Shotokan
10 years of Kick Boxing
7 Years of Boxing

Lets keep doing this you are polishing my internet boner
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#23
My dad's way stronger than yours.

And my penis is also bigger.

et cetera.
LAMMERGEIER
Disclaimer: Dyer's Eve can not be held responsible for the loss of time spent or the insult to your aural senses as a result of exploring this link
#24
Dyer's just because your most redeemable trait is your internet Mod status doesn't mean you can't earnestly join in on the boasting.

Your adventures on the high seas of the internet surely have some tales.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#25
Quote by VampireGoldfish
15 years of Shaolin Chuan fa
14 Years of Shotokan
10 years of Kick Boxing
7 Years of Boxing

Lets keep doing this you are polishing my internet boner


That's quite ridiculous, can you also transmit electric impulses to other people like those shaolin monks and make them ejaculate thunderstorms ? I'd quite like that.

I'd be like a combination of Storm and Cyclops, except I'll have the viser over my crotch and I can guide whatever hell I spawn out of there like a heat guided missile.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#26
I've heard about the sorts of things that go in the super secret mod forum. It's like Caligula partying with De Sade whilst St. Anger plays in the background.
Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#27
Shaolin monks are more science then anything. Impressive, but not exactly the ridiculous combat warriors Kung Fu nerds make them out to be,
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#28
Hey, D&D can be pretty fun, even if I stopped about 2 years ago
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#29
Only tabletop RPG I'm interested in trying is the Serenity RPG.

Nothing against D&D, of course, I admire and respect it as the fantastic game it is, but I just don't really have the money to buy the books, etc.

Also, I just love the Firefly universe, and I get a chubby just thinking about the possibilities.
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#30
I've still not seen Firefly but a bird I know says she'll bring the boxset to mine and we can marathon it with Serenity.

I don't know which part of that I'm more excited about.
Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#31
You gon' get laid playing rpg games, calum?
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
#32
Quote by fallenangel20
Only tabletop RPG I'm interested in trying is the Serenity RPG.

Nothing against D&D, of course, I admire and respect it as the fantastic game it is, but I just don't really have the money to buy the books, etc.

Also, I just love the Firefly universe, and I get a chubby just thinking about the possibilities.

My neighbor's dad has a shit ton of books on it and all the dice and everything you need, he still plays at like 43
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#33
Only watched Serenity. Never the actual series. But Serenity was surprisingly good. Exceeded my expectations by miles of tiles.
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UGH!
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#35
Ah the first page is rife with boasting! Not for me, im afraid, in an honest abe right here. Just back from the gym there, I was benching a Ford Sierra while getting a Blumpkin. Good day today.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#36
ron666
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The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#37
The google image results for 'ron666' look like a dream sequence worthy of David Lynch.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#38
Quote by eazy-c
I'd agree with that.


Whatever happened to our D&D group Proggy?


lack of interest from forummers

same thing that kills everything else around here

I'm still down if interest is garnered
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#39



The future of black metal.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#40
Is it bad that I saw tits and immediately thought "she looks quite hot"?
Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.