#1
What rig would be needed to make a noise that would cause clitoral stimulation in women through extreme soundwaves. or is this not even possible? Instead of the brown sound the gasm sound.
Last edited by Draken at Aug 2, 2010,
#3
put them on the back of your harley.

or


*reported* take your pick.
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#4
1962 Fender Strat through a 25/55 100W Marshall Silver Jubilee, boosted by a MXR Micro Amp and put through a decent Mosrite FuzzRite.
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#8
As you know, for a while here on UG there was a myth floating around that F# is the resonant frequency of a clitoris. To quote another forum member...

Quote by The Fitz
The whole notion of a bass note giving an instant orgasm implies that there's a eigenfrequency (a frequency at which an object starts to vibrate and resonate further, aka resonant frequency) for a clitoris.

Think about it like this: a glass shatters when it's eigenfrequency is played at a certain volume. It vibrates at many other frequencies until the glass shatters. This is what you're proposing would happen to a clitoris to induce an orgasm. That's the only way F# would be the note and not any other note. You're saying F# is the eigenfrequency of a clitoris.

If it is, it would result in a rather violent and unpleasant vibration of a very, very sensitive area - which is apparently as sensitive as your nose. It'd be like putting your nose in a belt sander. Does that sound appealing?

Not only that, it doesn't have to be a LOW F# to be an eigenfrequency. Here's an example - fret the second fret of your D string and hit the low E as hard as you can. Now, notice that the D string is vibrating, even though you didn't pluck it? Notice the G and A aren't? Notice it works the other way around? Come on folks - use your (10 year old) heads.

But, we're making the assumption that F# (OCTAVE IRRELEVANT) is the eigenfrequency in question. If it isn't, it's not a lower note that'll cause the most stimulation - it's the highest note on the thickest string possible. Turn off your compressor. Play an open low B. Now, play a low B at the 12th fret. Notice the world is about to end? That's more likely to do the job than the bull**** F#0 string.

Sticky this thread. I don't want to ever have to read something like this again.

EDIT: Oh, and we're under the assumption that you have a cab that can play the fundamental perfectly. If you don't, you're hypothesis just goes out the window, doesn't it? If you want to spend the $2000 on a Whappo Grande, you can spend the cash on a nice suit or something and perhaps not need the F#.


Even if it was theoretically possible you would need a rig with a speaker big enough (>15") for the effect to happen.
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#9
Yay, someone else posted it...
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#11
My rig always gives ME orgasms.
Epiphone Dot
DIY Esquire w/Neovin Power Rock pickup
Vox AC30VR 212
Arion MTE-1 (LED clipping diodes added)
Vox Tonelab LE
Roland SDE1000 delay

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#12
Jimmy Page's guitar solo in Whole Lotta Love just so happens to be the resonant frequency of my foreskin, if that helps you at all.
#13
^ Dunno why you'd pick that solo over so many others, but to each their own.
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#14
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^ Dunno why you'd pick that solo over so many others, but to each their own.


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#15
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Fender... into a Marshall!??!


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#16
^ Dire Straits? EJ? EVH?
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#17
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^ Dire Straits? EJ? EVH?

HERESY!!!
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#18
Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

Feel free to express yours so I can make an informed judgement about how stupid you are.
#19
The only instrument I need is a mouth organ in combination with some humming.

(by 'mouth organ' I am not referring to a harmonica)
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#20
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