#1
So I've got some friends who were trying to convince me off spirits moving among us and ghost and blah blah. Now I know people really believe in some of this so I don't mean to hate.

Anyways, my friend and I watched paranormal activity and afterwards he was trying to convince me it was real, then I disproved it, and he says it was based on a real thing, then I looked it up and it, surprise surprise, its just a movie. Well then his gf tries to convince me as well. Her argument, and I kid you not, was based of a show on Spike TV, I've lost hope here, called 1000 Ways to Die. Stupidity; the 1001st way to die The story was that a person had died in their sleep via dwarf midget crushing of the rib cage. Apparently this person was sleeping and a midget spirit came in the room, climbed on top of her and because spirits are heavy, what????, crushed her rib cage. Yeah, a spirit crushed her. Let me emphasize, this is FUQING STUPID!!!!

Anyways, does anybody know where I can find anything on this.

Have at it
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Last edited by rhcpjhlz at Aug 2, 2010,
#3
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The story was that a person had died in their sleep via dwarf midget crushing of the rib cage.

Is this what she was talking about?

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#4
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Is this what she was talking about?



yes
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#6
I saw that show. They said it was just a dream and the suffocation was psychosomatic. If you want to look it up all the shows are (loosely) based on the Darwin awards, but they are never 100% true anyway.
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#7
Spirit Crusher is awesome
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#8
Your friends are morons. Tell em a ghost visited you in the night and told you to tell them this from her.

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#9
Tell your friends that so-called "ghosts" are actually alien visitors sneaking around to observe humans... then YOU'D be the crazy one.
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#10
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Your friends are morons. Tell em a ghost visited you in the night and told you to tell them this from her.


That is just moronic enough to work!
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#11
Quote by SteveHouse
Your friends are morons. Tell em a ghost visited you in the night and told you to tell them this from her.


Or you could **** the shit out of his idiot girlfriend and then tell him that ghosts told you to do it.
#12
Quote by guylee
Or you could **** the shit out of his idiot girlfriend and then tell him that ghosts told you to do it.

I was going to say take her out on a date so she won't get suspicious. I have a feeling that might actually work.
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#13
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Or you could **** the shit out of his idiot girlfriend and then tell him that ghosts told you to do it.



I actually laughed out loud. Kudos to you good sir
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#14
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Or you could **** the shit out of his idiot girlfriend and then tell him that ghosts told you to do it.



"Look bro, I was working my bishop when this ghost walked into my room and told me to knock over your girl's queen... Thats why we did it in your bed, so I could finally checkmate the king."
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"Look bro, I was working my bishop when this ghost walked into my room and told me to knock over your girl's queen... Thats why we did it in your bed, so I could finally checkmate the king."


Wow. Tis an awesome post. Be proud.
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