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#1
...That are directed by your favorite director, acted in by your favorite actor, or written by you favorite writer.


I'll start.

While I love George Clooney in a way that verges on homosexual, I can't stand these movies-
Why, George, why?
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#2
Quentin has yet to make a movie I don't like, so no


Although I guess Spike Jonze gets a notable mention for the atrocity that is Where The Wild Things Are.
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Actually, From Dusk Till Dawn

It's so terrible, even with an impressive cast
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#4
Shane Meadows with This Is England.

Oh wait, best film ever.
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everything that you've come to expect


#5
Wes Anderson has yet to make a 'bad' movie, though Bottle Rocket was merely decent, IMO.

Keanu Reeves is my favorite actor for reasons entirely divorced from his acting ability (or lack thereof), so he's been in a good deal of shit movies. Not that I really care.
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Keanu Reeves is my favorite actor for reasons entirely divorced from his acting ability (or lack thereof), so he's been in a good deal of shit movies. Not that I really care.


His "acting" was perfect in Bill & Ted
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Wes Anderson has yet to make a 'bad' movie, though Bottle Rocket was merely decent, IMO.

Keanu Reeves is my favorite actor for reasons entirely divorced from his acting ability (or lack thereof), so he's been in a good deal of shit movies. Not that I really care.

I hated Scanner Darkly
#9
I normally like Leo DiCaprio, but I couldn't stand him in Shutter Island.
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#11
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Quentin has yet to make a movie I don't like, so no


Although I guess Spike Jonze gets a notable mention for the atrocity that is Where The Wild Things Are.

Really? I heard that was good.


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Avatar.

The story and characters were soooooo lame

But every other film James Cameron directed sucked too
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#12
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Avatar.

The story and characters were soooooo lame


Yep, the whole movie was about the pretty graphics.
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I normally like Leo DiCaprio, but I couldn't stand him in Shutter Island.


I thought Shutter Island was great and had an incredible twist, why didn't you like it?


And a movie I hated... Avatar, James Cameron, completely overrated movie.
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Yep, the whole movie was about the pretty graphics.


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Avatar.

The story and characters were soooooo lame



I thought I was the only one who thought this!

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sigourney weaver for Avatar. did I spell any of that right?

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I hated Scanner Darkly


I loved it personally... might have to watch that again at some point... which means I'm going to have to acquire a copy... dammit.
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Really? I heard that was good.



Trust me, I get a lot of flack for saying I hated it. But The only people that care about it are the faux-hipster LOLZ ITS A CHILDRENS MOVIE ITS THE GREATEST people.

In reality, it had a a plot that pussy-footed along, an ending that lacked any sense of resolution and there was zero progression in character development.
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#19
i sorta enjoyed avatar, but this may because i never saw Pochahontas (SP?). ppl tell me the stories are the same.

Anyway, I'd have to say high school musical. just annoying.

and.....

Twilight. never read the books, or seen the movies, but I cant stand the whole obsession with the whole team jacob crap and all.
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#20
All of Bruce Campbell's movies are gold, so no.
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Trust me, I get a lot of flack for saying I hated it. But The only people that care about it are the faux-hipster LOLZ ITS A CHILDRENS MOVIE ITS THE GREATEST people.

In reality, it had a a plot that pussy-footed along, an ending that lacked any sense of resolution and there was zero progression in character development.

But but but...it has to be awesome...Karen O wrote the soundtrack...
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Can i get a +1?

+1 brother.
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Twilight. never read the books, or seen the movies, but I cant stand the whole obsession with the whole team jacob crap and all.


Then you don't hate it, you hate the fans.

Also might want to remember that this is about terrible movies in the works of an actor/writer/director that you otherwise love.
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#24
Eastwood is one of my favorite actors of all time.
But I cannot stand the Eiger Sanction.
#25
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Then you don't hate it, you hate the fans.

Also might want to remember that this is about terrible movies in the works of an actor/writer/director that you otherwise love.

Thank you. i'm glad someone remembered what the thread was about.
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But but but...it has to be awesome...Karen O wrote the soundtrack...


I don't even remember the soundtrack. And I'll give it to you, the movie looked good. But its just another movie that is taking part in the visuals>content fad.
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#27
Oh, and another movie i didnt like was Juno. I generally hate anything with Ellen page (cept 4 inception) and that ****** Michael Cera(cept 4 Superbad). It seems like they only do movies aimed at hipsters and I don't get why they're so popular.
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I don't even remember the soundtrack. And I'll give it to you, the movie looked good. But its just another movie that is taking part in the visuals>content fad.

Like Avatar amirite?

edit; ^I know! When there were the aliens there I started yelling at the screen in the movie theater. I mean, I'd accepted the nuking the fridge bit, and the horrific Russian accents. But aliens? Really?
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Can i get a +1?


+100, bro

I went red with shame in the movie theater in the 'dude-starts-swinging-with-the-monkeys' episode.
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Like Avatar amirite?

edit; ^I know! When there were the aliens there I started yelling at the screen in the movie theater. I mean, I'd accepted the nuking the fridge bit, and the horrific Russian accents. But aliens? Really?


Exactly. To that entire post.
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#32
The Village
The Shining
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Premonition
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Quarantine
Transformers
30 Days of Night
Surrogates
The Exorcist III
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Ocean's Twelve
Attack of the Clones
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Reign of Fire
Eragon
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The Village
The Shining
1408
Premonition
The Others
Quarantine
Transformers
30 Days of Night
Surrogates
The Exorcist III
Shrek
Men in Black II
Ocean's Twelve
Attack of the Clones
The Haunting of Molly Harltey
Reign of Fire
Eragon
28 Days Later
The Lost World
Over the Hedge

Oh my god...I loved that f*cking book and then the movie came out. It was horrible.
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#36
My hate isn't towards one movie in particular. I hate the fact that so many of the directors I like are starting to make 3D movies. I don't see 3D movies are so popular. Personally, the glasses never fit right and the movies give me motion sickness. I'm not paying 10 bucks so I can get sick.
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Really? I thought that was one of the best "super zombie" movies.
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My hate isn't towards one movie in particular. I hate the fact that so many of the directors I like are starting to make 3D movies. I don't see 3D movies are so popular. Personally, the glasses never fit right and the movies give me motion sickness. I'm not paying 10 bucks so I can get sick.

Agreed. 3D movies suck.
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#39
I love Kubrick.

I disliked A Clockwork Orange.

The book was great though. (But the story just REALLY needs that extra chapter that was cut out).
#40
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I normally like Leo DiCaprio, but I couldn't stand him in Shutter Island.


This. That movie as a whole sums up the point of this thread for me. Why, Scorsese? WHY?! I don't think I've ever been so underwhelmed by a film.
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