#1
so you toast some bread.
and put some butter on it.
you now have some toast.

say you toast some bread.
and put no butter on it.
then you have some shitty bread.

discuss.
#3
You're an idiot for putting bread in the toaster if you have no intent to top it.
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#9
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Who puts butter on toast anymore? All the cool kids use grape jelly.



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#10
**** jelly, everyone knows peanut butter's where it's at
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#12
Make grilled cheese braah
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#13
not always. eating plain ol' bread when i'm drunk is like i'm eating the food of the gods themselves.
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#17
I like my bread well done.
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#18
OP I disagree. Look here: "Toast is bread that has been browned by exposure to dry heat." taken from a google search for the definition of toast. butter is not mentioned ergo you are wrong, although toast is bad without butter or some sort of topping.
#19
1. Make peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Butter outside of bread
3. Fry in pan
4. Eat the **** out of that shit.
#20
Well, if you burn it a bit, and don't put anything else on it, it actually tastes quite good....Yeah...
#21
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**** jelly, everyone knows peanut butter's where it's at

Wow, I was going to say the same thing as soon as I read the OP
#22
Toast is fucking awesome. Almost everything that could have bread untoasted ie, sandwiches I toast anyway.
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#25
Yeah Toast!!
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#26
I eat dry toast often. Toast is good with toppings and good without.
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#28
Awesome poem TS.


Buttered toast is delicious. I can eat that shit all day
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#29
I didn't really notice until now, but I don't eat toast anymore.

Huh.
#31
Toast is one of my favourite snacks, in fact, i rarely ever snack on anything else, it all has some variation of toast.
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#33
garlic
peanut butter
jelly
jam
vegetables (as bruschetta)
hell, even cream cheese.

I prefer butter the most, but it doesn't HAVE to have butter.

You know what they say: all toasters toast toast.
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#34
Quote by darkwolf291
Who puts butter on toast anymore? All the cool kids use Nutella.


nutella+toast = tastebuds exploding from the deliciousness of everything
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#35
Quote by El_KINGG33
Peanut butter + toast = yummbo


THIS. But I dont put butter on first, just peanut butter.
#36
All around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.

Yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

I get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
I get toast.

Yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

Yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

When the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

Yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

Oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante vous a ver,
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oh oui maria bagette bon soir,

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

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YEAH TOAST

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#39
Toast tastes like shit because I have it in the morning.
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