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#1
I've been sharing my toilet with it for the past month or so and I'd like to keep it as a pet.. it's not venomous or anything right?

also what should I feed it with?
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#4
aww that is a cute spider

You should feed it flies, I'm guessing that's what spiders eat.
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#6
Fuck it and have spider/ape babies
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
Don't feed it with a swarm of ants. We tried that and.. well.. the ants won.

Try catching flies or gross bugs from your basement.
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#11
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CUTE?!?!

THAT THINGS A MONSTER!

Look at the thickness of it's legs. It's gonna eat you in the night TS.



This.

Kill it. Kill it now !
#12
Feed it with your ****.......then as your **** enters it's mouth proceed to bring down your hammer and squash the shit out of it.......If your penis is as small as I think it is then it should be safe as long as you don't choke the damn thing
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#14
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naw! it's my baby

Your "baby" could probably take on the Xenomorph from Alien AND WIN AND FEED IT'S ACID DRIPPING FLESH TO ITS YOUNG.
#16
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naw! it's my baby


What if it climbs in the toilet while you shit.

I wouldn't want my ballsack/shit-shooter bitten.
#17
nurture it untill it grows to the size of a small dog then train it to do tasks around the home. Btw have you named it yet?
#18
^ no I haven't named it yet.

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Your "baby" could probably take on the Xenomorph from Alien AND WIN AND FEED IT'S ACID DRIPPING FLESH TO ITS YOUNG.


hmm somehow that's turning me on.. CP wincest comes to mind.
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#19
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hmm somehow that's turning me on.. CP wincest comes to mind.

Your "baby" is a full grown female spider. No incest to be found here.
#21
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Feed it with the shit I do not give.

So he'll have to steal it then? This is getting exciting, it's like a heist film, only more scatological.
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#22
Change the thread title to 'Pet food help' or something so the arachnophobes will have no idea there's a pic of a spider.

Then sit back and watch the brickshitting.
#25
feed it panadol.
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#26
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Put a fly in there with it.

Typing of flies, My hair just caught one
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
Spiders are our neighbours, not our pets! Spiders are our neighbours, not our pets!

*pickets*
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Interesting question...
#33
On a serious note, feed it smaller spiders, preferably of a different species.

Mainly common garden spiders, orb spiders. Baby wolf spiders also work if you want to try it.

Also any flies you can catch. Depending on wether this is a web-making or predatory spider, I'd say feed live ones to it if it has a web and dead ones if it hasn't. Other insects should also work aslong as they aren't poisonous if consumed by another creature.
#34
In before some body posts that picture of the massive spider with it's swarm of babys.
#36
it's a huntsman, feed it what wikipedia tells you to
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#37
That sort of looks like a Brown Recluse.


If so, it's extremely venomous. Don't let it bite you.
#38
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Change the thread title to 'Pet food help' or something so the arachnophobes will have no idea there's a pic of a spider.

Then sit back and watch the brickshitting.

DO IT DO IT DO IT!

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In before some body posts that picture of the massive spider with it's swarm of babys.


And then put this in the OP.
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#39
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Fuck it and have spider/ape babies

spider monkeys?
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#40
That is one nasty spider

Put it in a cage with a squirrel, then you will find out whether its venomous or not
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