#1
...I go to an Exodus concert? I'm asking largely because I don't have my own transportation (no license) and because the people who control my transportation (parents) will probably kill me if I even mention that I'm interested in this without having done some research on safety . Anyway, point is - how violent is the crowd at exodus shows generally speaking?
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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
#3
Well, I lost both my legs at one of their concerts and I need a voicebox to speak right now...
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#6
Not very lol

Its not like your taking part in a cage fight.

You dont HAVE to go in the pit dude.

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#7
A great man once said "It's just a gig, not operation desert storm."

Just go and have fun. Sure there's going to be pits, but they're not violent.
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#8
Yes.
You should probably stay home, lock all the doors, fall to your knees and beg FSM to spare your life.
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#10
The people aren't out to hurt you, just don't piss anyone off, stay away from the pits if you don't want to be involved in them and you'll be fine!
#11
If you genuinely think you'll "get your head kicked in", you're probably not ready to be going to shows.
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#12
You should be okay as long as you bring a samurai sword: an essential precaution for any concert/festival.
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#13
Just do ninja kicks in the pit, to show them how you bond with them. They'll be alright after that.
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#15
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They hand out brass knuckles and knifes at the entrance. The bouncers randomly fire bazookas.

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#17
Yo, slip out the back before they know you were there..at the worst you'll see nobody cares. Cause you don't wanna be around when it all goes down, even heroes know when to be scared.
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#20
No different from any other metal show you would go to. Suck it up and take the risk.
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#21
If a Lamb of God concert can be mayhem, im pretty sure an exodus concert can be just as crazy.

Bring plenty of water with you and try to find bigger dudes so they can protect you if you're a small person. Big people at concerts will usually shield you from other people rushing into you.
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#22
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Since when has asking the pit counted as research?


This.

Try wikipe- oh... You could try yahoo answe- hmm no.


Flip a coin TS, Heads you get your head kicked in, Tails you live to see the end of the concert.
Say to your parents that you asked god to decide and if they disagree, tell them they'll burn in the fiery depths for blasphemy and enjoy the show anyway.

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#24
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This.

Try wikipe- oh... You could try yahoo answe- hmm no.


Flip a coin TS, Heads you get your head kicked in, Tails you live to see the end of the concert.
Say to your parents that you asked god to decide and if they disagree, tell them they'll burn in the fiery depths for blasphemy and enjoy the show anyway.


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#25
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...I go to an Exodus concert? I'm asking largely because I don't have my own transportation (no license) and because the people who control my transportation (parents) will probably kill me if I even mention that I'm interested in this without having done some research on safety . Anyway, point is - how violent is the crowd at exodus shows generally speaking?


Thus saving the Exodus fans the trouble? How kind of them.
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#27
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I got trampled at a Slayer concert when I was 15.
I got picked up by this massive skinhead dude, it was a great gig.

Did he call you later?
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#31
At my first show I got hit in the face during All Shall Perish and Terror, and then my friend clonked heads with some guy during Winds of Plague and had to sit out the rest of the show and had a headache for a few days. There were fights and people jumped off the stage face first into a concrete floor, but just avoid the pit and the stage jumpers (if there are any) and you'll be fine. Even if you do go in the pit, metalheads are actually kind people that will pick you up and not let you get trampled.
#32
Going to concerts is no more dangerous than going to the mall, walking down the street, sitting in you're house. Etc, hell its safer than driving. If someone is gonna hurt you, there gonna do it, no matter where you are.

Just don't be a complete idiot, if you don't want to get hurt stay away from the pits, look for you're exits and stay to the side if its general admission.

But if you're looking for trouble by all means find the biggest guy there, hit him over the head with the nearest bottle and call his mother a panzy.
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#33
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Yo, slip out the back before they know you were there..at the worst you'll see nobody cares. Cause you don't wanna be around when it all goes down, even heroes know when to be scared.

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#35
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Dude you gotta stop doing that, seriously man. Not cool.
That's what... the sixth time now?

Can't.. Can't get fooled again.
#36
at the responses that I probably deserved for being stupid. I'll be getting tickets ASAP.
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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
#37
You don't have to worry about getting your head kicked in..
..but, they do however have a ceremony where they take 20 mins and devote it to butt secks. So make sure to bring a chasity belt to protect yourself
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#38
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They hand out brass knuckles and knifes at the entrance. The bouncers randomly fire bazookas.



I just imagined the second bit;

Bouncer 1: Hey Rick? It's been like 12 minutes since the last one.
Bouncer 2: Oh okay *fires bazooka*