#1
I promised I'd make you a birthread thread

So happy birthday!

I got you a bjork, because she's a cutie!



Feel free to say happy birthday, threadviewers.
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#3
happy birthday, threadviewers.
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#5
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aww, thanks

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happy birthday, threadviewers.

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#8
He said I had a cool name. So happy birfday, threadviewers?
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#9
happy threadday, birthviewers

I gotted you an asian baby!

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#11
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The fuck?!

I'm dying cause I'm laughing so hard.


Happy Birthday, whoever you are!
DON'T HIRE RON WILSON
#13
congratulations on the anniversary of being expelled from your mothers' vaginas, threadviewers!
Go Veg.
#14
Ai chootiya! Tumhara birth-day hai! Saala!

Mai tumhare liye ek gift bannu.

Dekhlo!

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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#16
Happy birthday Enjoy your... BALLOON TANK

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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#20
what!? its also my birthday today and i didn't get a thread


happy birthday whoever you are!
#21
Quote by Kensai




oh god..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#23
Happy birthday, even though I don't really know who you are!

I got you a small turtle that you can carry around and use to pick up bitches!

kill all humans
Last edited by alaskan_ninja at Aug 4, 2010,
#24
Shitty Birthday, is it wrong that I thought Ibrahimasood was a terrorist? Probably. Eh, You can dance with my avatar as your present.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off