I promised I'd make you a birthread thread

So happy birthday!

I got you a bjork, because she's a cutie!

Feel free to say happy birthday, threadviewers.
happy birthday, threadviewers.
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
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aww, thanks

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happy birthday, threadviewers.

He said I had a cool name. So happy birfday, threadviewers?
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
happy threadday, birthviewers

I gotted you an asian baby!


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
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The fuck?!

I'm dying cause I'm laughing so hard.

Happy Birthday, whoever you are!
Happy Birthday threadviewers!
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
congratulations on the anniversary of being expelled from your mothers' vaginas, threadviewers!
Go Veg.
Ai chootiya! Tumhara birth-day hai! Saala!

Mai tumhare liye ek gift bannu.


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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.

Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Happy birthday Enjoy your... BALLOON TANK

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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
what!? its also my birthday today and i didn't get a thread

happy birthday whoever you are!
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oh god..

Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...


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not hated
Happy birthday, even though I don't really know who you are!

I got you a small turtle that you can carry around and use to pick up bitches!

kill all humans
Last edited by alaskan_ninja at Aug 4, 2010,
Shitty Birthday, is it wrong that I thought Ibrahimasood was a terrorist? Probably. Eh, You can dance with my avatar as your present.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off