#1
I gotted you some magic beans. What will they grow into, it's a mystery.

#3
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#4
i got you a hoe



you can use it to plant the magic beans
Meadows
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#6
Quote by JackalUK
I gotted you some magic beans. What will they grow into, it's a mystery.


it appears they grew into a box with an "x" on it... you've been shafted CUBS!

who are we talking about in this thread

EDIT: just in case i got you silly putty
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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Last edited by bass-man9712 at Aug 3, 2010,
#10
He is a mod ,that frequents the S&L forum, he's also awesome. So damn all of you.


Happy Birthday compadre.
#11
Happy birthday! I got you a veiny, throbbing penis!


jk I got you sharks


Edit: They are small so that you can carry them around in your pocket and use them to pick up chicks.
kill all humans
Last edited by alaskan_ninja at Aug 3, 2010,
#13
aww, a birthday thread!

gracias gente :]

also, im like an indie mod, lesser people know me, which only makes myself and those who do infinitely cooler




ps: needs special fruit water for the beans.
#14
Quote by cubs
aww, a birthday thread!

gracias gente :]

also, im like an indie mod, lesser people know me, which only makes myself and those who do infinitely cooler




ps: needs special fruit water for the beans.

oh well now that you're known to more than 2 people you're not indie anymore.

ps here's your fruit water.

Go Veg.
#15
Quote by cubs
aww, a birthday thread!

gracias gente :]

also, im like an indie mod, lesser people know me, which only makes myself and those who do infinitely cooler




ps: needs special fruit water for the beans.


You're a sellout, making birthday threads pfff.
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#16
Happy birthday
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#18


Happy birthday!

daytripper75

Bullieve


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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#20
Sadly, I do not know these moderators that posted in this thread


Happy Birthday Cubz
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#22
Quote by JayT44


Happy birthday!


Great Office reference.

I think it's funny that half the people in this thread didn't know who he was, and the only reason I know is because I just read his name under the "User you didn't know was a mod" or something like that in the UG Awards thread

But anyway, happy birthday, I got you a homeless man.

#23
Quote by spanishyanez
Sadly, I do not know these moderators that posted in this thread z
no big deal. except for nelsean, they're n00b mods anyway.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#24
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
no big deal. except for nelsean, they're n00b mods anyway.

...well I guess that makes it feel better.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#25
I got you a picture of a World Series ring, you havent gotten one in over 100 years and you never will!!!

CARDINALS FTW!!!
I pride myself on my humility.
#26
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
no big deal. except for nelsean, they're n00b mods anyway.

ಠ_ಠ

Quote by mtshark
I got you a picture of a World Series ring, you havent gotten one in over 100 years and you never will!!!

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#27
happy birthday!

i got you some much needed recognition! hopefully we get to see you around more often
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Most Attractive Female 2011 ^^
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#28
Quote by mtshark
I got you a picture of a World Series ring, you havent gotten one in over 100 years and you never will!!!

CARDINALS FTW!!!


thats right!! cards FTMFW!!
#29
Quote by JayT44
ಠ_ಠ
You're so cereal. Here Jay, have this:



Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#30
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You're so cereal. Here Jay, have this:




Eww, All Bran?

Cubs can have it, it's his birthday. >_>
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#31
Quote by JayT44
Eww, All Bran?

Cubs can have it, it's his birthday. >_>

jay, you've only been a mod for a little while so dont get ahead of yourself

also dont hurt me >_>
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Most Attractive Female 2011 ^^
Dark Black Rivers in the WinterTime
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#32
Quote by jimihendrix6699
thats right!! cards FTMFW!!


Sorry to rain on your parade, but I think it's clear that the Reds are going farther than the Cardinals in the playoffs this year
#33
Happy Birthday! Also, I just checked Cubs' profile, the boy has v. good music taste/is a general cool guy

and doesn't afraid of anything.
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#34
GAS LIST

Z.Vex SHO
AnalogMan Stereo Chorus
Barber Tone Press
Way Huge Supa Puss
#36
Quote by ItsOnlyGNR
Sorry to rain on your parade, but I think it's clear that the Reds are going farther than the Cardinals in the playoffs this year


cards always pull through in the post season. although, they did get rid of ludwick. not sure if their heads are on straight. but the reds will choke. but at least neither of them are as bad as the cubs.
#37


happy birthday, keytar band
Survivor of:
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#38
Quote by jimihendrix6699
cards always pull through in the post season. although, they did get rid of ludwick. not sure if their heads are on straight. but the reds will choke. but at least neither of them are as bad as the cubs.


Yeah, I can definitely see the Reds choking, it happens to them all the time... I mean they just had a phenomenal series against the Brewers, they didn't sweep them but they played great baseball, and then I flip on the game yesterday (or was it 2 days ago, I don't remember) and they were losing to the Pirates 6-0. I facepalmed and changed the channel.
#39
Happy birthday!
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#40
I don't know who you are but I got you a Bipedal Lawn Cutting Contraption (TM)
I just patented it and you get the first one. FREE!

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