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#2
Shocking news.


Shit those are normal eels.
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#4
death by eel rape?
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#5
This is like a rape version of that eel soup video.

(Warning, do not google that. Srsly.)
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#11
How stimulating.
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#13
I'm confused though, was he fishmongering naked? How else could the eel have gotten up his ass?

Edit: Naked from the waist down in any case.
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This is like a rape version of that eel soup video.

(Warning, do not google that. Srsly.)



...i hate you
#18
My mum brought this article up in the car on the way home from school. and two of my friends who are girls were there too. Man my mum can say the weirdest stuff at times
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#19
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Lol did you google it ?
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#20
*mediocre pun about eels and anal rape*
NOW PART OF THE

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#21
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Wish you all coulda caught my face as I was reading that.

I'll just assume it was the one from your avatar.

#22
i read about this in the morning, whats gets me is, if was actually an accident or wheather he did it intentionally or as a dare,


too bad it wasnt an electric eel!! hhaa.
#23
10 bucks says this guy did it to himself....
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#25
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I hope it at least bought him dinner first.


Why didn't he just take a dump and force it out?


#26
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I'll just assume it was the one from your avatar.

More like that portrait of the colonial fella with the wtf look on his face. I've posted it in the Pit more times than I should have gotten away with, so I won't do it again. But you probably know which one I'm talking about.
#27
This is a whole new meaning to Slip and Slide.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#30
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']More like that portrait of the colonial fella with the wtf look on his face. I've posted it in the Pit more times than I should have gotten away with, so I won't do it again. But you probably know which one I'm talking about.

Nope, no clue. I am now going to creepily go through all your posts and find which one you're talking about.

EDIT: Well, I ciphered through your last 90 posts and I did not find the picture. However, I did learn that you never leave the Pit, you're unsure if you would beat your dad in a fight, you used to listen to only metal but then you had a girlfriend that turned you onto pop, you spent all night reading the darwin awards, you were surprised paris was one of the greatest places to live, and worst of all you dissed my city and told a story about doing something in the Wolfchase area. I resent that last one.


EDIT 2: That eel-he'll pun was already done sorry.

Last edited by SaintsofNowhere at Aug 4, 2010,
#31
eel feel that in the morning
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#32
Quote by SaintsofNowhere

EDIT: Well, I ciphered through your last 90 posts and I did not find the picture. However, I did learn that you never leave the Pit, you're unsure if you would beat your dad in a fight, you used to listen to only metal but then you had a girlfriend that turned you onto pop, you spent all night reading the darwin awards, you were surprised paris was one of the greatest places to live, and worst of all you dissed my city and told a story about doing something in the Wolfchase area. I resent that last one.

Sorry 'bout the M-town diss.
And nope, I never do leave the pit. I barely even play guitar anymore.

I'mma do yours now.
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#33
"The eel had badly injured the patient," a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying


I hope the eel was ok
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#34
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Eel be feeling that one for a while.


I lol'd so bad it's unimagineable
#35
Quote by druggietoad2k5
This is like a rape version of that eel soup video.

(Warning, do not google that. Srsly.)


Could you explain the contents of said video?
#39
Quote by guitarxo
This would be near the top of worst ways to die.

The worst being electric eel in the urethra.
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