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#1



"Stop exploding you cowards!"


Discuss.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#5
Quote by Ignite
Zoidberg>Zapp


This
Quote by Tango616
Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


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It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#9
Hard and fast....
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#10
Quote by Deadlock Riff
No. I don't even know who the hell that is anyways.



I hope you die from snu-snu
#12
man, I could go for some snu-snu right now...


anyway, Bender is the best character from Futurama.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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I think you're my soulmate
#13
Quote by pbiggie
man, I could go for some snu-snu right now...


anyway, Bender is the best character from Futurama.

Pfft, The Professor is easily the best next to Hermes.
#15
"Dammit kif! you forgot the tiny umbrella!, thats what makes it a scotch on the rocks"
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#17
I want a Zapp/Kif spin off when the series ends for real.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
#19
Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#23
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#26
Quote by Ignite
Zoidberg>Zapp

Possibly true... It's too close for me to call. They are both wonderful characters.

"Kiff, we have a conundrum..."

"I have made it with a women, inform the men."
#28


As you know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!


Easily the best character, with Zoidberg a close second.
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#29
What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
#30
Kif, show them my medals.

He rented them with the tax return.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#33
Is it bad I've watched so much Futurama, that I know all the quotes posted so far, and I'm reading them in his voice?
#35
Quote by robhc
Is it bad I've watched so much Futurama, that I know all the quotes posted so far, and I'm reading them in his voice?

I've not had to look any of them up and I'm watching Futurama at the moment... This must be the 20th or something-th time I've watched through them all.
#36
Quote by boreamor
I've not had to look any of them up and I'm watching Futurama at the moment... This must be the 20th or something-th time I've watched through them all.


I have them all saved to my iPod lol

except the newest ones, haven't seen any of them yet
#37
Quote by WhiteStripesIII
"One beep for yes, two beeps for no."

*beep* *beep*

"Double yes! Guilty!"

or something to that effect.

My favorite.
#40
Quote by boreamor
I prescribe you with a dose of Megavideo. Now!


I can't

I'm using my dad's internet, and I can't watch videos (takes too much of his download allowance)
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