#1
I just put on some Annotations of an Autopsy, ran into the lounge and started hardcore dancing. (jokingly. Not serious)

My mom got up and joined in. hahaha


Anything random you do / have done with parents?

inb4 'Incest'.
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#5
I turned on Alan and the Autopsy and my mother ran in and dnaced too! how exciting!
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#6
I used live with my parents. That was pretty random.
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#7
One time I saw a flower and said "Thats pretty."

My dad responded "Pretty gay..."
#8
My friend and his family were once in Halfords or somewhere getting something and the queue was massive so they had to wait a while to get served. When they got to the till the cashier said to my friends dad "Sorry for your wait sir", and he then responded "'Salright, I've always been a fat c*nt"
#10
one time when my mom was picking me up from work last year, the driver's seat in my grandma's truck was kinda jacked, so it was leaning all the way back. I put mine back too, and said to my mom, "hey, when the light turns green, let's both lie way the fuck back and pretend we're going hella fast." and we did. there were some people in the lane next to us. keep in mind, this is like 1 AM and we're going 30 tops. I'm sure they thought we were insane. there were laughs.
#11
wow the worse thing that happen to me is I somehow got roped into watching knocked up w/ my dad. awkward
#13
There's been a few times...

This time I was working with my father(he's a brick layer). I gave him a pile of mortar, and he made 3 slices in it, making a vagina sculpture. He then started at me and started laughing.

There's been some other times, but that one was pretty weird. The first time I saw a mortar vagina in my life... and probably the last.
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There's been a few times...

This time I was working with my father(he's a brick layer). I gave him a pile of mortar, and he made 3 slices in it, making a vagina sculpture. He then started at me and started laughing.

There's been some other times, but that one was pretty weird. The first time I saw a mortar vagina in my life... and probably the last.

One does not simply **** mortar.
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One does not simply **** mortar.


Yeah... for some reason I felt attracted to it. That's the worst part of it I think.
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#16
My mom always tries to get me to smoke pot with her, and I always try to get her to drink a bottle of vodka. Neither one us ever succeeds.
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One time I saw a flower and said "Thats pretty."

My dad responded "Pretty gay..."







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My dad responded "Pretty gay..."


#19
nothing random but i go bowling with my mum every thursday.. just for the lulz. i really suck at bowling
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#20
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"the lounge"


No, it's the drawing room
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#21
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Yeah... for some reason I felt attracted to it. That's the worst part of it I think.


And the worst part about THAT is that he probably modeled after your mom...
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And the worst part about THAT is that he probably modeled after your mom...


Holy hell... I think it's time to end with the sarcasm.

/sarcasm

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#23
One time my mum was telling my aunt that "when the sun is out, people come out" and my dad goes "yeah, the gay population just grows and grows".
#24
This one time I came home from school and my dad beat me...


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